

Yeah, but…
Do you really want any good memories to be made that some would give him credit for? Especially this. I don’t wanna be diving home with my latest stash haul thinking “thanks trump” as I go on my merry way without legal worry.
I’m totally convinced he knows absolutely nothing of value, he just parrots whatever he’s told to say. Whenever he says anything about something being “the greatest”, “the biggest”, “the biggest” etc, the absolute most charitable interpretation I have is that some “expert” summarized something for him (because he can’t read) and that’s how they referred to it with him.
He never explains why whatever things is the biggest or whatever, he never contextualizes it. He’s simply verbally checking a box that the real powers that be tell him to. He’s too stupid to be in charge of everything. He’s too stupid to know how to wash his hands, or discuss anything off the cuff.
I mean anyone could trip up and say something stupid when the camera’s rolling, but he isn’t capable of saying anything above what a 4 year old could understand. He can’t name all 50 states. He probably can’t name 50 geographical locations at all. He couldn’t tell you who’s on the $50 bill without looking at it. He can’t calculate 27 minus 9. He is literally completely brainless to the point I almost legit think people are working on early drafts of skin suits for evil AI bots.
I don’t think it’s naturally possible to be as stupid as him. He’s coddled because the rest of the conservatives want the world to go their way and he’s a useful proxy for that (for now) so they pretend to respect him until even they can’t hide it anymore, and move on to probably a Hitler lookalike.
He is almost too dumb to breathe. If that wasn’t automatic, he would definitely be dead. I mean we all would once we fall asleep, but he would die while awake unless they had someone in staff constantly reminding him. This paragraph isn’t even sarcastic or exaggerating. I honestly think he would be too stupid to remember to breathe.
Drunk drivers should be sentenced as if they were convicted murderers. Even if nothing bad happens, just finding out they did it should land them in just as deep a pile of shit as actually killing someone would. See how often they would try it then.
Drunk drivers get no pity or mercy from me. I hope they all have lethal accidents that don’t hurt anyone else. And if they don’t, their consequences should make them wish they did.
Fuck them.