I was invited to a church pool/bbq party. When they asked everyone to get out of the pool, I thought the food was ready.

Nope. It was for baptisms.

Israel only stops killing in between reloads.

“Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better.”

I feel like giving AI our information on a regular basis is just training AI to do our jobs.

I’m a teacher and we’re constantly encouraged to use Copilot for creating questions, feedback, writing samples, etc.

You can use AI to grade papers. That sure as shit shouldn’t happen.

I hope that’s the font they use to put the Epstein files together.

The media company that settled a defamation lawsuit for $787.5 million gets top billing, but PBS and NPR get thrown under the bus.

Male 07 needs some love, too.

Gets more tail than pest control.

It’s called “Muddy Moses.”

I would get a poster that says “Not Drag Queens,” and behind the words are mugshots of sex offenders.

This makes Civil War look like a mockumentary.

“Whoever told you that is your enemy!”

It’s a lot of fun. I’ve run it on my Lenovo Yoga. Perfect for touchscreens.

I like it for sexual discovery and exploration. I like finding out about different kinks because I’m curious what turns people on and why.

I’m kind of a fetishist when it comes to trans, fisting, toys, exhibition, pegging, etc. It’s a bit monkey see, monkey do with porn. My partner and I watch some together and get curious to try things out.

I have to draw the line at shit, piss, puke, and blood, though.

The lesser of two evils.

So, this isn’t buying votes?

The goal is remigration, and this US administration is racing towards it.

Yes, layoffs and overworking the staff will increase profits.

So will improving benefits, pay, and morale.

People aren’t falling for this bullshit excuse.

I’ve called one of my kids a jerk and said he was being annoying. I think that’s the extent of verbal abuse.

I mean, kids are sponges. Leave them water or piss, they’ll soak it all up.