I would actually be kind of proud of my kids if they threw a successful party with their friends when I was out of town. It seems like kids barely party anymore. As long as they clean up afterwards and don’t break a bunch of stuff, I’d pretend not to notice.

He has so thoroughly ruined Twitter that you can’t help but wonder if that was his goal from the outset.

Great idea! I hope they make the mental health team outrank a normal officer, so they can order them to stand down when necessary.