It’s actually based on a string of jokes I posted in this community. But that’s a fun interpretation! I just added the rubber band as a red herring.
It’s actually based on a string of jokes I posted in this community. But that’s a fun interpretation! I just added the rubber band as a red herring.
Forgot your cob, did you?
Yeah, does anyone else remember the menu bars that would show up and disappear depending on what you were doing? Those were awful–the ribbon method of context-specific tabs is better (IMO).
Haven’t heard that one before. Brilliant.
Wait… what’s the missing one?
I don’t think the leading theory is that Apple is packing C4 into all their iPhones because gummint, rather that there was a specific operation to sabotage a batch of specific devices.
I imagine both groups expect to recruit from the other
If he wins, we’ll all wish the moon would start colliding with earth.
There’s a great comic by The Oatmeal that explains it more thoroughly, and it’s an amusing read.
HR does exist to protect the company, but sometimes that aligns with your needs. In this case, HR is likely more interested in avoiding a sexual harassment case (which would cost the company), so they’re probably going to hear you out.
How did we end up in the Onion Timeline?
They’re called fingers, but you never see them fing.
Oh, wait. There they go.
Yeah, that was straight up wrong (I get a little fired up about color theory)
Those are eyephones
Heckin sea roomba
Check the other comments :)
My favorite band is Enter the Haggis. I’ll give you a couple choices:
Swallowed by a Whale - one of their newest.
Gasoline - one of their most popular ones, a bit country-leaning.
To the Quick - a solid instrumental.
Then it would logically follow that smart watches would be called…
microphones.
This is beyond don’t-dead-open-inside, this is full on aneurism posting.