The scary part is that tech bros are starting to become self-aware — that the old fantasy of “going Galt” and leaving us mediocre peasants behind is silly because there won’t be anyone to do menial jobs (since naturally they are geniuses and menial work is beneath them).

The scary part is they now want slaves to tend to their every whim.

So is the pope dead?

Glad the media spent the entire campaign sanewashing this lunatic.

I’m sure it would tickle him to have left after 88 days.

Appreciate the mafs.

Mushroom cloud of glory.

What’s the conversion of scaramuccis to hegseths?

You have my sympathy. If you voted for Harris.

I forget which, but a comedian has a bit that goes “sure, autism didn’t exist in the past, and my neighbor just had $1m worth of train sets in his basement because he was “eccentric.”

Never too late, guys.

Huh. That’s weird. Didn’t expect that.

Are they planning to deport a particular South African illegal immigrant?

I don’t think he intends to win any more elections.

Lucky for him he doesn’t need public support. Or care.

Union makes us strong.

Sure was. Found out pretty quick.

Right, that’s one reason why it’s different.

Can an establishment democrat explain to me why they don’t run progressives in safe seats?

Wait until they find out the grizzly on California’s flag is completely naked.

One is already on the front lines in Ukraine. On the Russian side, naturally.

Don’t worry, papa Elon will pull some strings to get the government to take these turkeys off his hands.

Efficiency!