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How could the Democrats let this happen?

The Repedocan party strikes again.

Matt Walsh is a notorious turd burglar but I don’t care if he was watching The Young Turks. My issue is with the fact that he killed someone with his car. It seems like he should be charged with negligent homicide.

I started exercising regularly when I had kids so I can hopefully avoid dropping dead before they’re grown.

Spout nonsense with enough confidence and you can wield unimaginable power. Am I talking about LLMs or president poopy pants?

I did it and it never occurred to me to even ask what other people thought about it. It was a benefit available to me, so I took advantage of it. If your coworkers said that real men don’t care about their teeth, would it stop you from going to the dentist? Coworkers come and go but family is for life.

Look orange to me. Orange is light brown.

These dipshits literally announced they were crashing the economy during the campaign and not a single one of there brainfree voters gave a shit.

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/elon-musk-agrees-trump-win-economic-crash-1235146307/

“Stand With Tesla.” Musk reposted it to his massive audience, but the sentiment didn’t prevent him from losing $23 billion the following day.

I think he needs to do something bold to silence all the haters. He needs to ride that next Starship launch personally. He should bring his pet president along too. Safety regulations be damned! It’s time for action.

Every time I see the words Secretary of State Marco Rubio I almost do a spit take.

Picard and Dathon at El-Adrel

Fair enough. Just to be clear, we would all be better off if we broke up these trusts.

Nobody will ever convince me that we wouldn’t all be better off without breaking up these trusts.

In former Soviet Russia, gift gets you!

I bet they have terrible WiFi.

Haha. I agree with Doug Ford. That’s some shit I never thought I’d think.

That whole geography thing only works if we remain united. That’s no longer a given in my book.

Super surprised to see Publix leading this list.

Thought he was a cerebus for a second.