Someone forgot they weren’t on 196.

Durrr. We need them to trickle down on some workers cause otherwise there wouldn’t be any jobs.

So…Odin asked Zeus to enchant the hammer or …?

Why didn’t he do the 2nd job then?

He might be imagining he’ll be a VP like Dick Cheney and projecting that onto Harris.

Wouldn’t biblically accurate fighter jets have 6 wings or something like that?

in the sink

Well, seems consistent with the kind of person that doesn’t wash their hands. So, I guess no worry about the roll getting wet.

That’s what the DM was planning but the player had other ideas.

What do you think these movies or shows are doing when they let people know without showing the sex scene? You think the narrator is just saying “then they had sex” and describing the sex while the screen is blacked out?

Nah. Boromir would have brought 5 four-cheese pizzas.

You’re supposed to be your sisters’ aunt?