I just use P155w0rd as my password. No one guesses it

I’m just crushing turts

I have yet to find a dumb TV that looks great. Perchance have you any leads?

I REALLY wanna see Jacob Wysocki play a villain in an 80s action movie

I’m not one for political violence, but I hope he gets the skin of his hand pinched in a u-lock

Classic Ozzy. Reminds me of when Rorschach blue himself up

This doesn’t need to be printed on your average merchandising. This needs to be on a fucking billboard.

Edit: edit to avoid keyword scouring bots from stealing & spamming merch. Idk if they can do that but you’re probably the #1 artist I’d hate to see it happen to

get in the flex neshus, shinji

I bet you relish the thought of more pickles

Ouhhhh fun fact, when bugs do this, it’s called conglobulating

Exit: wait there’s also conglobating and I don’t know enough to know if it’s the same thing

Making films isn’t free, they have to have expenses. What do you want them to do, reduce the spending on the money laundering?

the q in seperqte makes this fact extra low quality and wins me more points in scrabble

I want that guitar pedal

create rule: from microsoft teams -> trash

This comic has lived rent free in my head for years

Makes sense, that’s such a Taurus thing to do

I’ve been trying little things to help brighten their day, like artisanal wallets or little jokes that I write down on cards and put in my pockets

Alexisonfire had the same problem. Their website was theonlybandever.com because alexisonfire.com was for the adult actress Alexis, and her pornographic content.

From the last time I saw this, what I understood was, the lawyer isn’t asking the witness if there’s a possibility the person in question was alive, the lawyer is trying to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that the person in question was not only undeniably dead, but also impossible for the person to be alive.

Source: my memory from a random comment on the internet, pay it forward

It would’ve been funnier if a trans woman whose chosen name was Susan said that before going for the sex change. Or, I guess, more specifically, went to get her name legally changed to Susan. Elsewise it just sounds like OP was a big Johnny Cash fan.