Does it come with a paperclip perfectly shaped to fix electronics?
Does it come with a paperclip perfectly shaped to fix electronics?
Hop in the Spruce Moose, Smithers
well if you beat the game they don’t win
no i wish i was hot and toxic enough to have a sugar mommy


A place to moisturize
J’pense pas la compréhension écrite soit l’un de ses points fort


ok but who won
Drunk driving is cute in the 4-6 yo range
well shit on a stick put it in the freezer and fuck me with it if it didn’t tickle my bones
For those who don’t get the joke, penguins have notoriously dark humour and make weird noises when they laugh


Gotta get down

They’ve been a pink wall this whole time?
You mean mr family guy himself?
Do you mind if your second thought goes to scrubbing my dishes? I’ll pay it in b12 or whatever brains like