Not to generalize, but cannibals often talk with a mouth full, or an ear full, or a toe full…

Don’t blame me, I deleted all my social media years ago. Now, I’m just using it for my crippling addiction to pornography

They’ve finally found more money?

What was it? I wish I had a limited edition pmjv typo. It could be worth DOZENS of dollar on ebay

Oh god whatever you do, DO NOT search for Valkyrie Drive, it’s a trap. It’s filled with lures of lesbian softcore hentai and dubious morals, but fails to deliver ANY message for gun control reform OR firearm safety.

I wonder if the oversized daemon baby prefers Danzig or Graves records

Disturbed - Down With The Sickness

Oh I was wondering what the pixels were for. I was at a loss to explain it

how very submissive and breedable of you to say

Here’s a neat trick, just draw a viola then make it slightly smaller

I can hear the jimmies rustling in the trees

$2.7 MILLION dollars!? Holy shit, that’s almost enough to buy a house there!

This is so high quality, I feel like I’m viewing a cutscene

I think this is definitely in my top 10 commentaries

Penguin sounds like Gunther from Adventure Time

OH GOD

SEX

ROMANCE

INTRIGUE

Is there any genre this comic won’t cover?

Man, that was a headache. Thank you. Looks like it’s meant to be read left to right, top to bottom, straight lines only, except around the middle-ish (formatting this on mobile so it probably won’t work):

P I

N G

H E

T E A

C H E R

H O

T E L

So there’s no Brank to bank on, just a probable Brank to possibly thank of?

Good catch, I am technologically incompetent.

They seemed like such decent character strings

That’s because Duke Nukem respects women.