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50MYT@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

My Ghz brings all the boys to the yard...

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My Ghz brings all the boys to the yard...

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50MYT@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 4 months ago
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  • Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world
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    Out of curiosity, how many watts did my brain just consume contemplating the nose, flavor profile, mouth feel, food pairing selection, and post-dining cordial choices of said titties?

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      You can’t consume watts. Perhaps you meant Joules or Watt-hours?

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        This is such a silly technical argument that I’ve seen twice now in this thread. Watts is just Joules/second. It’s entirely valid to wonder “what rate am I ‘consuming’ energy when I do X” rather than ask “how much energy did I ‘consume’ when I do X”

        Making this correction is similar to telling someone that asking how fast they moved is wrong, and they should only ask how far they moved.

        • Quibblekrust@thelemmy.club
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          Are you new to Lemmy? It’s pedants all the way down.

  • panda_abyss@lemmy.ca
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    I just did it

    • sandwich.make(bathing_in_bismuth)@sh.itjust.works
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      You perv.

  • 𝔻𝔼𝕍𝕀𝕃𝕀𝕊ℍ@lemmy.world
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    Bro… just don’t gove big tech company idea, you want them to stealing brain from grave ?

    • trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world
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      I’d like to see them try after I get cremated

  • errer@lemmy.world
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    Watts ≠ watt hours

    • MisterFrog@lemmy.world
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      It is quite upsetting. I agree.

  • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
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    Giggity-Watts

  • Apeman42@lemmy.world
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    And so much faster than AI too. As soon as I finished reading the word “tits”, there they were, motorboating my mind’s eye.

  • TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world
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    The greatest graphics card: imagination.

  • sga@lemmings.world
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    but computers can calculate a 9857408293304297*3729892093829/3809389312893382 in less than 10 ms using microwatts of energy, and humans would need a solid hours (at best minutes i presume)

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    “Have you know?” sounds like something a drunk AI would write

  • BigFig@lemmy.world
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    I mean fuck AI but that’s clearly a made up number. The amount of energy used during training maybe? But not running a model.

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    Not to be pedantic or pro ai, but what about the people who cannot visualize in their heads? It’s a real condition.

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      Aphantasia would be the name. I mostly never have images that I can see in my mind, sometimes I get quick flashes, but that’s about it really. I didn’t realize for the longest time that not everyone is like me and that only about 1-4% of people have aphantasia.

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      I damn, I never thought of that… You know what, I am just going to sit here and think about tits for the next ten minutes just for my bros who can’t.

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        We appreciate your dedication. Sounds like fun.

        • MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social
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          I’ll trade your silence for my non-stop noise for a day if you’d like?

      • Pup Biru@aussie.zone
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        pour out a tit-daydream for those that can’t

    • 50MYT@lemmy.worldOP
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      Fair.

      The same thing they did pre ai.

    • Zorque@lemmy.world
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      That’s what rule34 is for.

      • Harvey656@lemmy.world
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        Fair and true.

    • kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Pencil and paper 📝

    • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml
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      I’ll do it for them for free. You’re welcome, animaniacs or whatever they’re called

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      Skill issue or defective hardware.

  • MyNameIsIgglePiggle@sh.itjust.works
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    So a quick google says it uses 70 millivolts.

    Which means the human brain has a metric fuckton of amperage (probably explains the heat)

    285 Amps.

    To safely carry that current you need 95mm2 of copper wire.

    9.5cm X 9.5cm

    So cubed, because 2d doesn’t make sense is approximately 1000cm3

    The human brain is 1300cm3

    That means the human brain is just one fat copper wire

    It’s a shame we can’t up the voltage a little bit and save on brain size

    • abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world
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      I mean you can. Most states have outlawed it now and it doesn’t improve performance much.

    • sga@lemmings.world
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      it is wrong, kinda. It would be correct if brains worked like a electrical conductor, but we are more like batteries (so ions move under electrochemical potential). in short, W = V I does not apply here.

      If it did, the amount of heat produced would be humongous.

      here is a reddit thread I found about this - https://www.reddit.com/r/askscience/comments/5ijvvd/what_is_the_amperage_of_the_human_nervous_system/

  • froggycar360@slrpnk.net
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    True

  • IngeniousRocks (They/She) @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I get its a meme, but like, an AI would absolutely not use that much power to imagine some fat perky tits. Honestly they probably make up so much of the training data that it’d be the easiest thing for an AI to “imagine”

    • sga@lemmings.world
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      you can check out some training databases on hugging face, and there is 100s of gibs of porn there. it is one of the best ways to understand human antomy for image/video gen

      • pressanykeynow@lemmy.world
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        So those people asking source links for science were actually real?

        • sga@lemmings.world
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          absolutely. were you not trusting their scientific integrity?

    • 50MYT@lemmy.worldOP
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      I know.

      Enjoy the meme and don’t overthink it

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    so my brain is a machine that turns calories into mental images of hella fat tiddies but not a GODDAMN DROP OF SERATONIN

    • captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      And I don’t think AI will help you with that either.

      • sad_detective_man@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        alas 😔

    • qarbone@lemmy.world
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      If huge bombin’ gnorks don’t wring a drop of serotonin outta ya, then your soul has the problem, not the boob machine.

      • KSP Atlas@sopuli.xyz
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        guess gay men have no soul now

        • OozingPositron@feddit.cl
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          Do gay gingers have infinite soul?

      • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today
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        Huge Bombin’ Gnorks would make a great band name.

        • Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works
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          May I use this name for my next Doom Ska band.

          • qarbone@lemmy.world
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            It’s not about “may”, you have to.

          • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today
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            That sounds awesome. Sax player will have a pedal board that makes the guitar guy feel inadequate.

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      that’s why you have to use the manual serotonin pump while you input the images of hella fat tiddies.

      the harder you pump, the more serotonin you get. it’s kinda like churning butter tbh.

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        More like churning cheese…

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