I try to touch every cat even when I know they’re not nice. Occasionally getting scratched or bitten, which only happens extremely rarely, is completely worth all the extra cat cuddles I get to have. Kitties are life.

How did you activate Win 10 IOT? I want to switch on my gaming PC but I can’t figure out how to get a license that isn’t crazy expensive

Clearly the album should be South End Girl if she’s serving it up in a butt plug

Porn is just the foot in the door to force ID for connecting to the Internet. This is techno-fascist dystopian police-state shit, and the “don’t tread on me” crowd is just bending over and saying “Please, sir, may I have another? No lube this time!”

His dangerously advanced age? Yes, that is what we’re worried about. He’s unfit, mentally and physically. That’s kinda the problem.

Haha, yeah, totally, people hanging out in public and enjoying a beverage in an adults-only environment are bad! The real stars are the neckbeard losers whining about what other people do for fun.

A pardon? Those things you get when you definitely committed the crime in question? Significant implications, indeed.

Putin is his employer and fucking over the US and Ukraine is his job. He is a traitor and I tend to favor the “fed to bears” flavor of consequences for this sort of betrayal.

People will suffer through anything to avoid cleaning a carburetor

From getting stabbed in the eye socket repeatedly after trying to peek in the glory hole?

F35 used to not work. Now it works well, after running away over budget and time.

Giant waste of money. Much smarter to buy a product someone else already wasted all the money to develop. Current-generation fighter jets are incredibly complex, Russia can’t even figure out how to mass-produce one at all, even before the sanctions, and they’re a very militarized state. Why spend 5x as much to develop something worse than what they can just buy?

“Ads.” Ad is short for advertisement. Advertisement has only one ‘d’ in it, unlike your mother. Aside from that, solid memery. I kinda do wish the ads would have the guts to directly insult me, though.

That’s like saying that out of a rhino, a hippo and a horse, the horse is best at flying because it can jump. Iran isn’t democratic. It’s a single party theocracy that jails or murders it’s people for saying mean stuff about the unelected leader that was supposedly chosen by god.

TikTok is a cesspool. Even the dumbest person on earth can figure out TikTok, and it seems like they’ve all done it

Y’all Qaeda

Wall seat. It’s not hard. If window seat just means next to a wall that may have a window, it’s a still a wall seat, even if there’s a window. A window seat is always next to a window because that’s literally what defines it as a window seat.

Window seat refers to the position: next to a window. If it just means wall, then call it a wall seat.

That doesn’t make it terrible, that simply makes it not original

“never start a fight, but be prepared to finish one” is how I was taught