I like my forks like I like my women, thick and tall. I rate this fork 10/10.
Excellent for pokin’ olives. 7/10
I was gonna say eyes
Limited usefulness because it’s too narrow. Don’t like the asymmetry. Appearance looks a little crude. I wouldn’t want one. Tines seem overly sharp.
Probably good for getting olives out of jars.
I can not rate this based on this photo. It doesn’t even show the complete fork. And how much does it weigh? Where’s the banana for scale?

It looks like a Botero painting
The anime about Naruto’s son?
That’s somehow worse
3/10. Not great, Bob.
5 because it at least appears to do the job
Will-stab-my-eye-out-to-never-see-it-again/10
Crab Fork
8/10 dependent on reasonably sized crab to accommodate.
Also good for oysters!
4/10, not for the unique tines but for the bulbous and tapered handle. Not as comfortable to hold and use as your standard fork.
I’d give it a perfect 5/7
3.145183813819291837
Specific enough?
Yes, that’s technically allowed.
I guess but I’d prefer a rational answer.
That is a rational number
22/7 doesn’t count
3.145183813819291837 isn’t the beginning of π, it’s just some random number that happens to also start with 3.14
Tines are uneven, 4/10
Insulting/purely decorative out of 10.
backscratcher/10
If I got it at Goodwill for $.10, 6/10 because obviously that’s a manufacturing dud but I’ll give it a good home and use it when all the other utensils are dirty.
I wouldn’t be surprised to see this pathetic waste in some Michelin star restaurant pretending it’s trendy and they wasted hundreds buying 200 for $15 each. In that case -5/10.
Nah the michelin waste should be higher because some rich asshole lost an investment and some chef got a dream job for a while.






