The quintuple bypass

Colon Calamity

The second coming of the triple bi-pass burger.

At In-N-Out, it would be a 5x5 (five by five). That sounds reasonable to me.

It’s a trick question!!

I call it a “cheeseburger”. 🥸

MeatBrick: a culinary hate crime.

hamberder

Sextuple bypass.

The latin name for this monstrosity is actually: “Metaphorus Americanus” or “shut up and slam this giant nasty grease bomb into your gut”

Expensive.

Carl’s Jr. used to sell a “Six-Dollar Burger” for $3.95. The idea was six dollars was a lot to pay for a hamburger, so it must be a fantastic deal at $3.95, which was also a lot to pay for a hamburger at the time.

The Crazy One.

You really want to put part of him/her in your mouth, but you know it’s a really bad idea.

Waste.

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Edible cardiac arrest

Herdberger