Trump is set to host a UFC fight on the White House lawn next year, with Dana White confirming the event as part of the US’s 250th independence celebrations.
A true, worthy god-emperor would make it a fight to the death and compete personally.
Yes, but also cheat by poisoning his gladiator slave opponent before the match.
But then still get his ass handed tom him cause he ssssssuuuuccccckkkkksssss!
Elegant
This is what happens when Biff Tannen becomes Dear Leader.
Honestly that would be an upgrade at this point.
At least Biff Tannen can conceive of a plan and carry it through.
Without help from his father.
Tannen can read an almanac. I don’t think that Trump could manage that.
I think he’s functionally illiterate. I’ve never seen him read for more than a few seconds.
Please don’t impugn illiteracy. Being able to read is entirely uncorrelated with being a good person.
[About 21% if Americans are functionally illiterate] (https://nces.ed.gov/pubs2019/2019179/index.asp), and most have perfectly good reasons, including learning disabilities, poverty, lack of decent education, and domestic abuse.
Strawman.
TeenyTiny™
Is this the circuses part of “bread and circuses”?
Bread and Circuses is a tricky phrase, but no. This isn’t for the People, it’s for the Emperor. (The Emperor also wants to take people’s bread away)
Thank you for the link!
Anything to avoid releasing the Epstein Files.
President Camacho
That’s insulting to Camacho, I’d take him over Trump any day.
President Camacho was a fine leader in that he was willing to course correct when presented with actual evidence and actually tried to help his country by hiring an expert.
Yup, he realized there was a problem, got someone smarter than him to fix it and listened to his advice (for the most part); he didn’t just rule by his gut, attack intellectuals and pretend that there’s no problem like Trump does.
Gotta love being in the ‘The president from idiocracy is more qualified than many world leaders’ timeline.
every time someone has said “this is now Idiocracy”, they knew NOTHING.
he will find a way to turn it into his birthday event.
Biff Tannon everybody.
Do tacky people generally know that they’re tacky, or is part of tackiness being unaware?
After staring at a turd in a gold plated toilet would the self aware person then order all their toilets to be gold plated?
The nonfiction version of “Idiocracy” brought to you LIVE! Stay tuned for the collapse.
As always, I must point out that president Camacho actually cared about Americans and when presented with a problem he was too stupid to solve he sought out the advice of smarter people to make use of in solving it.
President Camacho was a way better president than Trump.
Then let me point out that Camacho was the president at the end of the idiocracy period.
When people point to trump and idiocracy they mean he’s the start of it.
‘end of idiocracy period’
I’m sorry, when did it end?
At the end of the movie, when the smartest guy in the US is an advisor of president Camacho and water is used for the crops again
And they show that he will get outpopulated in a couple of generations, going back to where they were.
It’s a pause, not an end.
It wasn’t supposed to be a pre-future documentary, people!
I’ve already seen it done better than they could ever put on, although I’d love to watch the lard orange attempt to enter the arena in Auntie’s zipline throne.
Your tax dollars at work.
