- cross-posted to:
- news@lemmings.world
- cross-posted to:
- news@lemmings.world
I’m shocked, shocked I tell you.
Here are your winnings, commissioner…
Well not that shocked.
Color me shocked.
The voters don’t mind.
“I know phile means lover but this ain’t it bruh, I think you better go home”
EVERY FUCKING TIME!
You could fill a bunch of socks with nickles which we could then beat the pedophiles with.
God: lol, got em again! 🤣

It’s always the ones you most suspect.
Once again we learn that it’s much safer to leave your kids with a drag queen or king than right wing nutjobs.
I think I’d feel safer leaving my kids with a polar bear carrying a grenade launcher than a Republican.
The polar bear with the grenade launcher is probably an avatar of the bear god Ursan, upside your child will be the bane of chaos downside they are now an alcoholic because Kislev.
Slow castration with hot oil is in order for the sick worthless turd.
I heard some official on the news talking about how they’re arresting all the dangerous sex offenders and I was like “when are you arresting Trump then”
I thought this was that ex Amish guy in tiktok. Who am I kidding, it probably still is.
wow, what a surprise.
No mercy for pedos, let em rot
If I have a nickel every time…
You could fill a bunch of socks with nickles which we could then use to beat the pedophiles.
Shocking, just incredible, unbelievable even…
Epstein’s Law: every accusation from a Conservative [of being guilty of a thing] is a confession [of being guilty of the thing]









