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Was the operation a success?
Anjum was absent from the operating room for eight minutes and the patient came to no harm.
8 minutes? Disappointing. Hope the nurse found someone better.
That’s why the doctor needs the practise.
That poor nurse… With the removal of gloves, coats and other items, followed by the replacement of them, that leaves little time for her. This dudes a two pump chump.
came to? Oh shit what happened after he woke up?
and the patient came too, no harm !
He could’ve done it in 2 minutes if they’d just allow him to fuck inside the OR.
I’d be mad too. Why leave? I wanna watch!
I have to admit, I wasn’t expecting this plot twist out of a BBC science fiction show.
Also, his name is “The Doctor,” not “Doctor Who.”
His name is actually H.H. Gregg.
Holy shit.
Ha. Real ones remember.
A whole lot of you seem to prefer your narcissistic surgeon to operate on you while horny out of his mind. If he’s got a boner to the point he can’t concentrate, and I can be kept stable a few minutes, and he has a willing partner, be my guest.
It was an anesthesiologist. And yeah, I’d much rather be kept sleep throughout the entire surgery, thanks.
During the sexergy.
Oh, that tracks. They have a reputation among medical personnel for being the worst sociopaths.
So that it’s clear to everyone, anesthesiologists are usually the highest paid person on any surgical team, and there’s a reason for that. Knocking you out without killing you is hard.
That said, the guy did leave someone else to monitor things, and wasn’t gone for much more than a long bathroom break.
I coulda done it faster
They also have more scrutiny and paperwork.
Open secret of the surgery business is that the CRNAs (specialty anesthesia nurses) do all the actual anesthesia work, the Anesthesiologist’s job is really to pick the anesthetic based on patient history and bloodwork, do the calculations for dosing based on body weight, and attend for interventions if something goes wrong. The Nurse he put in charge when he left was almost certainly already doing all the work anyway and he was just twiddling his thumbs with a hard on in the corner.
I’ve also heard that it’s like a pilot job, the hardest part being the beginning and the end. During routine surgeries, they have fuck all to do, so might as well fuck I guess? /Shrug
Do you really want to be operated on by someone who has an unyielding boner when youre lying there cut open on the table? If anything should be a boner killer I would think thats it
Wow, there was a very similar case in China not long ago. It was quite a sensation.
porn trope.
Was operation successful? Whatever it takes, man.
Article says the patient was under general anesthesia and being monitored by the assistant anesthesiologist, the doctor was the main anesthesiologist, not the surgeon. So there wasn’t really any risk.
the everfucking fuck, he’s an anaesthetist. anyone else in the OR can skip out for 15 seconds to fuck, he can’t.
15 seconds?
oh look at johnny 20 seconds here
Are you sure
Yep it’s in the rules.
Anyone but the anaesthetist. They are supposed to wait until after the operation, but the advantages they get to take their time.
Did she not enjoy it? Is he going to try again after more practice.
Look he’s been travelling through time and space for thousands of years and spent billions of years dying repeatedly in a time loop, i don’t think he gives a shit about some patient in surgery when there’s a chance to get his end away.
Specially if he gets to tap peak Billie Piper or Freema Agyeman.
He will tap 'dat four times
A masterful joke.
Best comment in this entire conversation thread!
TIL Doctor Who fucks.
I really which they would change these headlines. “Doctor that-“ is perfectly acceptable and doesn’t make me think about Doctor who lol. I see them regularly
it gets bigger on the inside.
Timelords are canines, confirmed
Man, that show really went to shit…
If the operation went well, I wouldn’t care what my doc got up to during surgery. If it was really that much of a distraction and they can knock it out real quick I say go for it
Bullshit. Doctor Who would never leave a patient during an operation to have sex. I’m not sure The Doctor ever has sex. Well maybe Tenant’s clone but he wasn’t really The Doctor at that point was he?
The very first Doctor had a granddaughter. So canonically he had to have had sex at least once.
Yeah, my comment about him possibly never having sex aged like milk. But he definitely wouldn’t stop saving someone to do it!
The nurse was allowed to practice, so really it was all mutually agreed upon
Allowed to practise having sex with a patient, right?
It’s greatly implied during many of The Doctors that he has sex often.
I personally don’t care for RTD and Moffat’s fixation on crude/lewd humour and doing all the stupid shipteases personally. So, mileage varies greatly on that.
Well, he had a granddaughter somehow.
I thought they got put together like a tapestry?
That’s why they have looms or something to knit them up.
Yay, I thought i might have hallucinated Lungbarrow
kinky
I think that’s been scrapped. The Looms came from the novels and stuff during the dark times between old and new who. Many many things from the new who seasons directly contradict there being Looms.
Could that be his daughter’s daughter? In which case he wouldn’t have had to have sex.
How did he get a daughter then?
That bit’s a bit wibbly wobbly.
Technically one was cloned off him at some point. The actress who played her ended up marrying the Doctor though.
It was a cloning machine accident.
I mean, technically The Doctor did marry The Doctor’s Daughter, so…
Why do you think the companions are always girls?
point
The nurse will be thankful he’s had more practice.
