I feel like that scene with the Joker explaining how people react to others getting shot. There were two school shootings that day and the children getting shot got basically no attention because it’s just part of the plan. Now I have people who complained endlessly about political correctness telling me I have to be politically correct.
For some people, it’s not about what they believe or what’s right. It’s about avoiding accountability and winning, no matter what they said before or the cost.
Grew up in a Football (Soccer) town. The local team was a fairly big deal and it was pretty much mandatory to be a fan if you lived there.
I was never into sports and started referring to Football as “that game where a bunch of very fit men in shorts and knee-socks, frolic in a grass-field”.
It was not appreciated.
Lol this is me basically. I find sports especially areas with heavily sport focused culture off putting and honestly revolting
As an outside observer American football really seems keen about making guys wear really tight white pants. And every play begins with the quarterback miming wanting to reach inside some guy’s butt ffs
Every team sport is really an excuse for men to touch each other.
I was never into any team sports. At first I thought it was just boring. Now I wonder if it’s because I’m just not attracted to other men at all.
I don’t know about that. Attraction to your sports mates shouldn’t be your motivator anyway, for various reasons. Also in volleyball at least I think you’re supposed to make room when it’s not your time to play the ball so you’re not supposed to touch anyone.
Regarding the tight white pants in American football I don’t know how it’s not fanservice to ogle better, which I find funny since the proportion of fans saying stupid shit like not washing their asshole because gay is probably alarmingly high
Man that’s similar to my take on baseball.
Tall, super-model-fit men swing wood at balls pitched by other men.
Straight guy who enjoys baseball here – youre not wrong!
At least baseball doesn’t need to have a squad of attractive women bouncing around in skirts on the sidelines to affirm the viewers’ sexuality.
a squad of attractive women bouncing around in skirts on the sidelines
I always thought they put them there because without them there’d literally be nothing about the whole affair worth watching.
It does offer about the same amount of (in)action as 'murican handegg
I remember reading an analysis of in-play vs idle time of several popular pro sports, and American football was dead last, even behind baseball.
Which is fine on its own, but pretty ironic given how so many American football fans seem to sneer on soccer for being too boring.
Watching things you don’t understand is generally boring.
You know I never understood the point of cheerleaders other than being fun to look at.
Your explanation makes way more sense.
“We are not gay, we have scantily-dressed womenfolk present, thus proving our masculinity beyond question! Definitely. Not. Gay!”
For those like me who have never seen this creature

And then everyone clapped
Leftists Marine Todd is a good bit.
You might not believe in him, but he believes in you.
The blood pressure spike this would create in some people might be enough to kill, be careful with things like that. remember: Sticks and stones can break bones, but words can burst a blood vessel.
Ah yes, Ohio State University, the only university where the students need help to spell a four letter word
O-H!
I am sorry but can you please explain the joke
At OSU games (and in the area generally) there’s a call and answer chant where one person or group will shout “O-H!” and the remaining people will shout a reply of “I-O!”
I hate it here sometimes
Blue Jacket games are fun tho
Oh the whole damn state does it.
Hey! I’m from Ohio and as soon as I learn to spell ill tell you how upset I am at this slander!
I moved to Columbus years ago and never heard this one, that’s fucking hilarious
Welcome to the Church of the Shoe. You’re either with us, or Michigan
Remember to vandalize your street signs. Otherwise big M wins
This is the way. Facts are for suckers, roasting is the new dialectic.
I’ll take things that never happened for $500, Alex.
(still kinda funny)
I don’t care if it didn’t happen, it needs to
nothing ever happens
Rule 29/30 - There are no women on the Internet
Rule 32 - If there’s no proof with a timestamp, it didn’t happen
Than he threw a punch at me and I expertly dodged it. As he fell on the ground I said “you even fall like a snowflake”
I would have kept it going if our manager didn’t interject and tell him he was fired! Than the manager gave me a high-five and a raise on the spot.
Then the whole office clapped.
Then the head of the U.N. called, declaring global peace forever.
Was that before or after the call indicating the fast-tracked approval for the Nobel Peace Prize in all categories?
The manager’s name? Albert Einstein
If I could communicate verbally well id totally use this lol














