I hate the idiots in charge of this country.
Does anyone living in a sane country wanna do a greencard marriage thing? I’m a good cook, enjoy keeping my space clean, and am a fairly experienced flatterer, if that sweetens the pot any.
…pretty please? :(
Anyone want to do that for me too? I might be disabled but I am very funny, I can do pixel art so I can make stuff for you, I have good style and can help you dress well, I can sew so I can mend your clothes! You can also have all my steam games!
Please get me out of here :(
I’d marry you both but the UK doesn’t seem too far behind your shitshow :(
I will suck literally anything.
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So we made it to the “Russian bride” level already. American Spouses
Let’s all start some kind of legal harem. Or a really big “family”.
Say less, cousin Skuzz. I’m in.
Aye, cousin kelpie_is_trying, how’s the family anyway? Been a while.
BOYCOTT MONEY!
if they do, just draw penises on his face.
Stamp. Someone will come out with an easy-to-use stamp that defaces these coins in a uniform way that can’t be removed.
Making the currency even more worthless…
cool, never asked for a specific denomination in dollars before but I guess there’s a time for everything.
I’ve always wanted an excuse to wipe my ass with money
I hope you don’t mind metal coins.
Hey, don’t kink shame my ass pennies fetish
Technically, any image could be printed on new U.S. currency. Slow news day?
GOP plans have the follow-through ratio of a Chris Christie diet plan, so I’ll believe it when I see it.
the strokes didn’t work, but seeing Charlie’s massive dome on a currency before his own crusty mug will definitely do it.
say hello to president couchfucker.
On the new three-dollar bill?
Well, it would be about as legit.
these people have no sense of history.
Will probably be a MAGA coin that isn’t even legal tender so Trump can fleece his followers even more.
It’ll cost as much as a gold coin but will be made out of zink.
fake zinc?
Fake-zinc plated piece of fake iron
Gilded lead would be so funny.
I can’t imagine a world without Zinc.
It will be gold plated to be sold as “gold coin”
you have no power over me - cashless people
The federal government has a ton of power over cashless people what are you talking about
Literally all the power
can’t see his face on cash if never hold cash
That’s not what you said. And also that’s not true.
It would be fun to draw little X’s over his eyes on every bill.
They are coins, so drill holes in the neck
Can’t wait to use my kirk bucks at the strippers. It’s what he would’ve wanted
Of course they wanna make him into a fucking commemorative coin lmao perfect thing to sell on antenna tv informercials
