Do you know what the genetic difference is between a human alive today and one who lived 100,000 years ago? Almost none.

The real difference is shared knowledge. Every generation stands on the shoulders of those before it. You hold in your hands more understanding than any person in history could have imagined.

You will always be ignorant, not as a flaw, but as a truth of being human. Accepting that is where real learning begins.

Stay curious. Curiosity keeps you open to the world. It grows empathy, invites wonder, and reminds you that every person you meet carries a piece of the story you haven’t heard yet.

And when you share what you’ve learned, don’t speak as though you hold the final word. Speak as someone who has explored, reflected, and arrived at their understanding with care.

Learning is a lifelong conversation, one that connects you to every curious mind that ever lived. So keep asking, keep listening, keep growing. The future needs you.

If it’s wet and ain’t yours, really think about it before you touch it.

Bring a towel.

Be a goldfish.

There’s probably only one play on this quarter. Don’t look back and think “what if…”

Start building credit if you’re in the US, but don’t treat your credit card like free money.

Don’t let yourself get addicted to alcohol (or any other drug).

Spend a decade commuting by bike if you can (rain or shine).

Get radicalized by the terrorists (people who just wanna have a nice safe society free of bigotry and hate).

Learn how to clean properly, stains especially.

Practice a few basic but yummy recipes (trial and error for which work for you) and get good at cooking them.

Remember everybody is living their own life at their own pace. Don’t feel like you aren’t doing it right.

Ask for help when you need it. Nobody can do it all alone.

Stay in contact with friends and cut ties with people that make your life worse.

don’t make a kid

Do not break the weekend safety brief.

• Do NOT add to the population.
• Do NOT subtract from the population
• Do NOT end up in the newspaper, hospital or jail.
• • IF you do end up in jail, establish dominance quickly.

DONT DO IT!!

THERE’S NO TURNING BACK

Who you are now, isn’t likely who you’ll be in 6 years. You’ll change a lot over the next few years as you become an adult. Legally, becoming an adult is the difference of a day. But actually maturing into an adult takes time and effort. Yes effort, you’ll meet plenty of adults who cling to their highschool self.

I don’t know if alcohol is still placed on a pedestal like it was in my teens, but alcohol isn’t that great. It’s an expensive poison humans can sorta metabolize. It can taste good, but moderation is key. The point isn’t to get drunk. As an adult who can drink anytime I please, is generally would rather just have water.

Now is a great time to get into a fitness routine.

Go to therapy if you struggle with mental health - the sooner, the better. Change gets harder the older you get.

Put a lot of thought into your college major. Pick the hardest one you can actually do. Take it easy on the substances, especially stimulants and depressants (yes, this 100% includes alcohol). Exercise regularly, sports are ideal because they’re also social so you’re getting two birds stoned at once. If you don’t like flossing, buy a water flosser. Don’t have kids until you’re in a stable relationship and you both have good jobs. Get used to living on 90% of your salary, the difference in terms of stress between slightly under-spending and slightly over-spending is enormous.

Be nice to others, be honest, keep out of trouble, don’t hang out with people who create trouble, and work on yourself.

If you don’t know yet learn a second language. Chinese seems the most useful nowadays.

Buy a plunger BEFORE you need one

Get on finasteride or something to preserve your hair line