“Time Magazine wrote a relatively good story about me, but the picture may be the Worst of All Time,” Trump wrote on Truth Social early on Tuesday. “They ‘disappeared’ my hair, and then had something floating on top of my head that looked like a floating crown, but an extremely small one. Really weird!” He went on to call the image “a super bad picture that deserves to be called out.”
If he survives to the end of his term, when he’s arrested, he should be shaved bald for his mug shot.
What a narcissist.
They ‘disappeared’ my hair,
No, I can definitely see that one wispy hair in the picture.
If it was a bigly crown it’d be okay.
That is the most flattering picture I’ve seen of him in a while. He almost looks human in that photo.
He prefers the angry old man mugshot look in his pictures for some reason
His neck looks like inside out vulva.
His mouth looks like an elderly cow’s prolapsed anus.
New kink unlocked
I’m sorry, does he not know what the fucking letter “M” is?
This is going over my head, what am I missing?
The second part of Trump’s comment, about the “small crown”… I didn’t see anything either, but maybe he’s referring to the “M” in “TIME”
Holy shit I think that’s actually what he meant
I thought it was his own hair be was complaining about, but I’m convinced it’s the M now.
He really is a narcissistic dumbass of epic proportions.
He also doesn’t know he’s going bald apparently, despite probably spending an hour swirling his cotton candy hair every day for the last 35 years.
Oh, I thought those were cuckold’s horns.
Israeli hostage and Palestinian prisoners?
Ya go fuck yourselves Time.
And someone fucking release the Epstein files.
They slob his knob with this cover and it’s still not enough for this bald baby
Should have used one of these instead
Talk about literally everything except how he nutted on somebody’s kids
They ‘disappeared’ my hair
Oh, ‘time’ definitely disappeared his hair — just not the ‘Time’ he’s thinking of
I honestly can’t tell anymore if he’s just so committed to the lie that he has hair to preserve his ego. Or if he actually has become so delusional that he believes he still has a full head of hair at 79. This reality is stupid and I hate it here
Or if he actually has become so delusional that he believes he still has a full head of hair at 79.
Some people do. Just not Trump, he didn’t even have that in his 40s.
It makes him look even more piglike than most photos of him. More like his real self.
Be happy, they did capture your neck vagina well.
I’ve jerked off to some shameful content but once I got started ICE raided my house and Noem shot my puppy.
Good ol’ limp dick journalism
“Wtf why did you depict me in a christlike fashion with a literal halo”
Oh so we don’t like heresies today?
