“I found one person on the internet expressing an extreme position from the left. I bet s/he represents all opinions of all people to the left of <implicitly acceptable impure position that I implicitly hold for the purpose of this hypothetical, but which I don’t explicitly claim so as to buy myself the pragmatic superiority derived from said strategic ambiguity>. Better post about it on my favorite internet forum to see how many sympathetic giggles I can get out of fellow strangers who will surely jump at the opportunity to mutually jerk in a circular fashion. Hhyy-uk!”