Perhaps what Speaker Johnson is saying is true (who am I kidding?). The political violence from “the Left” has been such a nothingburger that the most henious thing that he had seen thus far is a cycling group with a few naked people. Write that down as public testimony for the state attorneys’ cases.
Yeah I thought tuffs as well. It’s the most threatening thing he’s seen because there hasn’t been any other threatening things.
Pinching a ball on a bike seat is a clear and present danger on a naked bike ride though.
sure thing, dude who has a porn pact with his son, I’m sure you’ve never seen naked people before
He saw it on TV instead of through his porn accountability app. It was terrifying for him to not share his viewing with his son.
Oh yeah, he does that.
I wonder what his thoughts are with Adam & Eve… or Adam & Steve, as rumors suggest.
What an impressively sheltered life he’s lived.
Well what do you expect when his son won’t let him watch porn?
How perfectly normal
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Naked events like this aren’t about showing off your smokin hot body, they’re about freeing oneself from the confines of clothing and the societal expectation that everyone cover up. It’s about embracing the natural state of nudity and enjoying the feeling of nudity. There’s also a shock factor that’s similarly effective in protest like this, particularly in illiciting reactions from conservatives while ridiculing them
Everyone here is a humourless robot
Women exist for more than your sexual gratification. Objectifying women isn’t funny
You’re gross, that came out of your brain not mine.
mikey doesnt seem interested in the women.
I suspect his proclivities run more in the direction of livestock.
Must be a candy ass life, then.
Candy ass can’t hack seeing nekkid bodies?? WTF does he use grndr for, the conversations? lol
He just finds nekkid ladies to be icky. Also the men aren’t necessarily twinks or bears that he enjoys.
Portland does this sort of thing every year. Clutch your pearls harder, you mushroom-fluffing fascist.
The only thing it threatened was your fragile sense of heterosexuality upon seeing all those chilly willies.
all those chilly willies
Yeah, I heard the weather was pretty bad this year. Ngl, though, I feel feel like my fragile sense of masculinity would be much more threatened by a bunch of massive flopping songs on a hot day, than it would be by a bunch of tiny chilly willies on a cold day.
…Hold up. Poor/middle class guys with small schlongs drive huge trucks and loud cars. Does this mean that rich guys with tiny tallywhackers go into politics?
Flopping songs. I can hear their sound now.
Seattle does a naked bike ride every solstice festival!
Time to start up a winter solstice festival. I’m actually a little surprised we don’t have one (or do we?).
Apparently there’s something at Green Lake on two weekends, 5-8pm. But I’m always too seasonally depressed to go anywhere for the winter solstice.
Uh, I’d have gone with those planes crashing into the WTC, but sure.
Or the lunatics assaulting our capital to keep a wannabe dictator in power
US House Speaker A Giant Fucking Pussy
Has he seen the school board meetings about banning books?
I saw a young girl with a knee on her neck the other day. Saw them arresting people at a Spanish speaking mass today. Idk I’ve seen some threatening things
Reminds me of the naked warrior unit from Rome: Total war
Did he not see Jan 6th 2021?
Right? I didn’t see cyclists smear shit all over the place before leaving.
Their bike seats smell funny! I am not taking questions on why I’m sniffing strangers bike seats.
Johnson’s definitely got the furtive look of a gusset-sniffer, and probably a bike-seat-sniffer too.
You mean that fake Jan 6 Antifa woke FBI mob that were unarmed and just peaceful tourists?
Unlike that nothing burger, where five people died…
This VIOLENT bike ride had DICKS out.
I again ask, why did Trump pardon all those Antifa woke FBI crisis actors paid by Soros?
