I just thought, that would be funny. What songs do You know besides Dancing With Myself by Billy Idol, I Touch Myself by Divinyls and Whip It by Devo?
PS. I know Whip It isn’t about jacking off, but still most people think it is, so to me, that counts.
Steel panther - all I wanna do is fuck(myself tonight)
Ok, I know this one.
The government knows - knower
A song about how the government uses their surveillance equipment just to watch you jerk it
No one said Longview by Green day yet??
Pictures of Lily - The Who
From Wikipedia:
Mark Wilkerson quotes Townshend as writing that the song is “Merely a ditty about masturbation and the importance of it to a young man.” However, the song does not mention masturbation explicitly.
They don’t usually do.
If you are making a playlist about masturbation, shouldn’t you be doin’ it by yourself?
I’ll see myself out
Fuck yes I’m so glad I get to share this
Mindless Self Indulgence has a track called Masterbates from, IMO, their best album:
A Perfect Circle - Thinking of You
Maynard has stated that song is about jerking off to the thought of having anal sex with someone.
turning Japanese
He’s always at it
Shebop by Cindy Lauper Turning Japanese by The Vapors.
Better Off Without A Wife, by Tom Waits. Not specifically about masturbation, but he jokes about it in the preamble…“I don’t get weird about it, tying myself up…just like to spend a little time with myself, is all…makin’ the scene with a magazine…”
Relax - Frankie Goes to Hollywood
Forgot about “woke up with wood” by zz-top
