I’d do the no-accident-kind. Duh!
So… fraud? I like that in a person.
I wouldn’t exactly state this as my main intention, but…if it would happen. As a by-product. Well
Mkay, Mr Trump.
Thanks!
That’s the comm I was initially going to post to, but I couldn’t recall the name…subscribed! and x-posted.
No. I’m very indecisive about my accidents.
It’s rude to call people accidents, even if it’s often true. :)
What accident to do, haha. Definitely read it the wrong way at first.
Why are there two “piss myself” and one “shit myself” comments…?
trauma.
I can tell you from experience.
The other guy gets out and tries to claim it was the car mats fault. Meanwhile I have to try and work out which dent if any in his old banger is the new one. Meanwhile his BMW needs a new front grill which will probably cost more than my car’s worth.
Everyone agrees not to involve the insurance companies, me because I’m about 95% confident he hasn’t actually damaged my car in any way, and him because it was 100% his fault.
And yeah I did get whiplash from that crash, but I didn’t sue anyone because it went away after about 4 days.
Hmmm, I choose piss myself!
Shit myself
If I knew then it’d be on purpose
maybe it’s written to be read when you have a brain injury
yup I’ve always got the idea spinning around in my head of just turning the steering wheel a bunch in one direction to see what will happen. that being said i use public transit, so I’m much less of a liability than others. i think.
unless you’re the bus driver
If you car Would you what
were in a car know what
accident to do?You wouldn’t car a download
🏴☠️ like hell I wouldn’t
I’m pretty sure that I’ve downloaded more cars for GTA 4 and Cyberpunk 2077 than I’ve physically been in 🤷
Sometimes you know.
If you car.
Uh… Piss pants?
Unplanned pregnancy?
You win. That’s a way better accident to have in a car.
It’s also a fun story to tell the child.
