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nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

yo: sup?

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yo: sup?

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nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago
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    This is like something you’d write as your mind faded after being fatally pierced through the head by a railing spike.

  • olenkoVD@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    From this we assume that there’s some guy named Me

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    Kid named Finger:

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      Kid named Gurt

      • [deleted]@piefed.world
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        Yo

    • Akasazh@feddit.nl
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      Waltur?

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    What kind of humor is this?

    Answer: Odin’s chosen humor

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    I started seeing this type of lingo at least 5 years ago. I still don’t understand it.

    I did notice it came from young British people. Dunno if that’s still the case. Maybe it’s spread to the U.S.

    (I had younger British friends send me screenshots of chats for a laugh and i had no idea what the convo was or why it was funny).

  • √𝛂𝛋𝛆@piefed.world
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    Nutbutter.
    Not better than what?
    Butternut.
    I’m not that kinda slut.

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      Buttnutter.

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    sup: what?

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    Who’s on first?

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      Naturally

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    And don’t call me Shirley.

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      Okay, surely.

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    o: i convinced myself

    i: leave me out of this

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    “¡Fuego a discreción!”, y Discreción murió calcinado.

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    I’d say standard surrealist that’s older than most people curently alive.

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    Am I having a stroke?

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      Stroke: you can have it

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        it: I didn’t agree to this

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          It has nothing to do with this!

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            This: is sad and might breakup with it

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              Up: I have been depressed for a while and it would certainly break me

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    I’m hungry

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      Hi hungry I’m existential dread

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        Hi existential dread can you please leave? 🥺

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    “nice shoes”, I said
    " you bet!" he said

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