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Basic Glitch@sh.itjust.works to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

Trump Obsessed Over Project 2025 Creator Getting “P***y” at Mar-a-Lago

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Basic Glitch@sh.itjust.works to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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    Vought’s wife divorced him?? You don’t say? 🤣

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    They are all very petty. Oh wait, that’s not it?

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      I thought it was “Poopy” since president poopy pants is obsessed with poop and pooping on people.

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    Meanwhile the pussy you get at Mar-a-Lago:

    • D_C@sh.itjust.works
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      Yuck, now I know why that useless cunt vp fucks couches.

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        Tbf, if it were between those ladies and the couch, I’m choosing the couch

    • 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍@lemmy.world
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      I think those are all too old for his crew

    • RunawayFixer@lemmy.world
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      No coaches in Mar-a-lago? Is Vance not welcome there?

      • Tja@programming.dev
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        Couches*

    • smeenz@lemmy.nz
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      Are they all the same person?

      • AxExRx@lemmy.world
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        No, George Santos was in jail until recently.

      • Cousin Mose@lemmy.hogru.ch
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        And what happened to him/her?

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      Heh-heh

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      I still think Gaetz looks like a creepy CGI render of “Realistic Butthead”.

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        Like Eric tRump is a drawn from memory version of Beavis!

    • Ænima@lemmy.zip
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      These before and after pics are getting out of hand!

    • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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      You forgot the Nussy

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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        How could I forget the biggest pussy of them all?

        • TheDoozer@lemmy.world
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          Whoa, NFSW tag that!

        • Ænima@lemmy.zip
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          I dated a chick who had the one on the left. She was fun!

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        I did it all for the nussy.

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    He is so fucking gross. Like, just vomit inducing.

    I hate this timeline.

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      Agree on the ultra gross part.

      But the “timeline” stuff is getting pretty worn out. It just softens things, like this is just some story we’re reading, but there are potentially others.

      It’s reality. That’s it. There’s no other timeline.

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    Puberty?

    • CodingCarpenter@lemmy.ml
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      No my guess is that’s the opposite of what they want

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      $ grep ^p...y$ /usr/share/dict/words
      paddy
      palmy
      palsy
      pansy
      panty
      parry
      party
      pasty
      patsy
      patty
      penny
      peony
      peppy
      perky
      pesky
      petty
      phony
      picky
      piety
      piggy
      pigmy
      pinky
      pithy
      poesy
      pokey
      poppy
      potty
      pricy
      privy
      prosy
      proxy
      pudgy
      puffy
      pulpy
      puppy
      pushy
      pussy
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      pygmy
      $
      
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        Excellent, get an upvote

        “Puberty” isnt in the dict?

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          The search was for exactly 3 letters in between

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        deleted by creator

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    All of them punchable faces.

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    Putty?

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      Puppy? A cute little puppy?

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        Pissy, he’s sloshed all the time from the free bar.

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          Pushy, he’s being quite rude

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      PuTTY.

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        Ssh! Don’t talk about our private keys out in the open…

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          I see what you did there

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    The struggle is real for these guys now that Epstein isn’t around to provide sex slaves anymore.

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      Adult sex slaves

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    “He’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side,” Trump told the magazine.

    Yes, we know that you surround yourself with pedos you disgusting waste of existence.

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      Birds of a feather rape kids together.

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      Sounds like he hasn’t changed since epstein island

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        They were besties after all.

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          May every day be another wonderful secret 🤩

          I want someone to ask trump the following question:

          “Do you agree that the letter that the left wing media alleges that you wrote to Epstein sounds super gay?”

          Either he’ll have to admit a letter everyone knows he wrote sounds super gay or he’ll deny it essentially admitting further that he wrote it.

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    It is clearly what the baby Jesus would want for him.

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      Baby Jesus and Trump both have poopy diapers

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    I appreciated that the article quickly turned to “SO WHERE ARE THE FILES” lol

    Do you think they’ll ever actually be released? *sigh

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      Maybe they’ll be released after all the perpetrators on them die and can no longer be prosecuted.

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    What is the censored word

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      I don’t know but I’m glad OP wasn’t showing me any words related to female genitalia because it would ruin my day and make me less likely to buy awesome new clothes on TEMU™

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      Poopy.

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    PUSSY! This is not tiktok .world boy, stop censoring shit for no reason.

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      I know right! For f**ks sake.

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      That is the title of the original article. There’s no need to berate our fellow lemmings for verbatim quotes.

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          Trump Obsessed Over Project 2025 Creator Getting “Pocky” at Mar-a-Lago

          Are you happy, now?

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            What an ugly name for the mikado biscuits, I would say as “Potty” as the project 2025 creator

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    Ah yes, the party of Christian family values.

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