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- femcelmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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Wait, this is a boneapple tea! Don’t we have a community for this?
Why thank you, I can bottle some up for you later…
You wanna go get some Taco Bell?
Shout out to Colon, Michigan, magic capital of the world.
I hope it’s a sister city of Darmstadt, Germany.
Find a colon scent that works for you. You’ll be surprised how women respond to it and it’ll make you feel more confident! One of my favorites smells like wood and leather, for example.
Love to know what your diet is.
They’re actually a beaver.
Then it would smell like vanilla
You’re about to find a few of the lucky 10,000 with that comment.
The lovely part is that the voiding of said area has a unique sound. Just imagine, as the beaver buddy, hearing three distinct sounds coming from the bathroom. You’d know which one to head in after to take a sniff.
No, beavers smell like fish.
Can’t even fart under the sheets without my wife spazzing out. Where these girls at?!
She’s not down with the Dutch Oven, huh?
It took reading the comments for me to realise this was about cologne.
At least put an “e” on the end, goddamn
Oh shit that took me far too long.
But when did this horrible trend start with young men putting like half a bottle of cologne on them?
(it’s a major issue for me due to sensory overload)
I remember in highschool that some of the other boys seemed to think AXE body spray was an adequate substitute for showering regularly.
It’s not. It just makes you smell like AXE and BO.
It’s not just young men. There are men and women of all ages who wear too much perfume or cologne. I seem to be allergic to some of them, because I will often have my sinuses suddenly clog up, get a massive headache and swelling in my throat from smelling them.
On multiple occasions at work, it’s been so bad that I have to go ask a coworker to take over helping a customer because their perfume is giving me such a severe reaction. Then the perfume continues to linger for hours after they are gone.
I would say it probably started sometime in the 17 or 1800s when they first started powdering their noses and throwing a ton of perfume and cologne.
When they stopped washing their assholes.
I’m pretty sure it’s been a thing since cologne was invented.
FWIW I went to high school in the early-mid 00s, and during those days, it wasn’t cologne - it was Axe body spray. My friends and I would joke about there being ads in the future similar to the, “Did you work at such-and-such and develop mesothelioma? You may be entitled to compensation.” Except instead of asbestos filling your lungs and giving you a disease, it’s Axe. That crap was in the air perpetually.
Oh god, the smell of the middle school side of the building… it was putrid. Axe mixed with with misted body odor from the boys who had gym in the morning.
It was always Lynx/Axe Africa as well
1200BCE Mesopotamia?
Fair, but we’re noticing a huge rise in the city in the last months.
Seems to be a ‘recent’ trend for young mens to overdo it.
I doubt “application” has changed. You’d be better off looking at the types of scents being sold over the years.
I don’t think it’s the scent but the amount but not an expert either 🤷.
Anyhow for me the only option is again just staying home, that’s what neurodivergent do.
Köln*
Colon is closer in spelling than Cologne
that’s how you know she’s a keeper
I’m so spelling pilled I thought that was the joke
No joke, those women are just into pegging.
Magnificent
Jokes on you, these were actually written by dogs enjoying the sweet scent of manass.
Women : Ew, he looked at pictures of feet? That gives me the ick!
Also women : Oh, that guy is coming by…
This might come as a shock, but women have a wide variety of opinion on different things, much like men do.
Hey, don’t kink shame.
