The full story is bonkers. The CIA (Cat Illustriousness Ascendancy) planted Browser into the library’s hierarchy to get people use to a cat being part of an organization.* On June 14, 2016, Councillor Elzie Clements of White Settlement tried to remove Browser from the Library. Clements had the democratic votes to support the removal of Browser. The vote was 2 to 1 to remove Browser. Clements had the votes to remove Browser.
The CIA hearing this started a massive psy op campaign against the City to prevent that from happening. The CIA was successful, so successful their pawn Mayor Ron White *the lone yes vote) declared that Browser was to dubbed to “Library Cat for Life”. This only took about 2 and half weeks.
Clements later lost their re-election bid in November 2016. This was all because of the CIA. Clements tried one more time to remove Browser in a lame duck session. Clements only ally on City Council knew not to fuck with the CIA and wisely voted against the motion.
To make sure that everyone understood that the CIA is in charge. Clements was died of “natural causes” 6 years later. The purfect time for an assassination. Not too close to destabilize a government and far enough to make sure enemies of the CIA know that the CIA will get them.
Browser passed away on September 3, 2025
*Fun fact, most cat owners know that their feline friends run the house.
Outlasts as in, his term ended? Or as in he ended terminally?
First one, then the other.
The full story is bonkers. The CIA (Cat Illustriousness Ascendancy) planted Browser into the library’s hierarchy to get people use to a cat being part of an organization.* On June 14, 2016, Councillor Elzie Clements of White Settlement tried to remove Browser from the Library. Clements had the democratic votes to support the removal of Browser. The vote was 2 to 1 to remove Browser. Clements had the votes to remove Browser.
The CIA hearing this started a massive psy op campaign against the City to prevent that from happening. The CIA was successful, so successful their pawn Mayor Ron White *the lone yes vote) declared that Browser was to dubbed to “Library Cat for Life”. This only took about 2 and half weeks.
Clements later lost their re-election bid in November 2016. This was all because of the CIA. Clements tried one more time to remove Browser in a lame duck session. Clements only ally on City Council knew not to fuck with the CIA and wisely voted against the motion.
To make sure that everyone understood that the CIA is in charge. Clements was died of “natural causes” 6 years later. The purfect time for an assassination. Not too close to destabilize a government and far enough to make sure enemies of the CIA know that the CIA will get them.
Browser passed away on September 3, 2025
*Fun fact, most cat owners know that their feline friends run the house.
You forgot the part where Clements died before Browser, possibly due to CIA intervention.
Who tf holds a grudge against a cat lol
Nobody that knows what’s good for them, that’s for sure!
The cat ordered SEAL Team 6 to assassinate the councilman, which is perfectly within his right as Library Cat
*purrfectly within his right
Library cat destabilized the political climate to install its own ideology.
I, for one, welcome our library cat overlords.
Ew Reddit
https://youtu.be/MKx3JlTnHbc
Attributing a Simpsons meme to reddit? That’s a paddlin’.
That’s where it’s prevalent, yes. Id prefer to leave the comment sections filled with the same quotes over and over again over there.
Your opinion is bad, and you should feel bad
Insisting on your nonsense after people point out that the sense is non?
Let people have their fun. It’s easy enough to just ignore them.
It is now, just like it was on Reddit.
Now look.