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DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago

Truck carrying aggressive monkeys infected with hepatitis, herpes, and COVID crashes in Mississippi

www.fox13memphis.com

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Truck carrying aggressive monkeys infected with hepatitis, herpes, and COVID crashes in Mississippi

www.fox13memphis.com

DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago
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University says escaped monkeys in Mississippi are not diseased
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Tulane University continued to distance itself from several escaped monkeys on Wednesday.
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  • 𝕸𝖔𝖘𝖘@infosec.pub
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    I think I’ve seen this movie… 28 days ago

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    12 monkeys or 28 days later?

    • OpenStars@piefed.social
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      Yes

    • Stamau123@lemmy.world
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      28 monkeys later

    • 𝕸𝖔𝖘𝖘@infosec.pub
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      12 monkeys was caused by

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      a single person releasing a virus at an airport.

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    On the other hand… Mississippi Herpes Monkeys is a pretty good band name.

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    Science cannot move forward without heaps!

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    The way the item has developed since yesterday, it has already been debunked that the monkeys are “infected”. Just more sensationalist fear-mongering in a sensationalist fear-mongering internet hysteria anti-culture.

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    https://archive.is/mUPmE

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    Isn’t this just the first few minutes of 28 Days Later?

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      “To cure you must first understand!”

      Says the guy about to become a rage virus infected zombie.

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    I hope the mayor already called the power puff girls, because they have a lot of experience in handling such incidents 😄

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      Well that was sus.

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