- cross-posted to:
- usa@midwest.social
- cross-posted to:
- usa@midwest.social
“He did it. He threw the sandwich.”
That’s how the defense counsel for Sean Dunn, the man who threw a sub-style sandwich at a Border Patrol officer in Washington, DC, this summer began the federal trial against him Tuesday morning.


It was a run-by sandwiching by a fleet-footed foot-long fling-er.
To be fair, the sandwich was loaded.
Lettuce, tomato, pickle, cheese, cucumber, onion, spinach, mushrooms, olives, bell peppers…
Fuck I want that sandwich inside me!
There is currently no limit on the amount of times the submarine sandwich can be deployed…as a breadly weapon.