jballs@sh.itjust.works to politics @lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agoMan who threw sandwich at US federal agent found not guilty of assaultwww.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square60fedilinkarrow-up1487arrow-down11
arrow-up1486arrow-down1external-linkMan who threw sandwich at US federal agent found not guilty of assaultwww.theguardian.comjballs@sh.itjust.works to politics @lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square60fedilink
minus-squareToiletFlushShowerScream@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up30·4 months ago“This, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, is about a sandwich” and after the federal agent claimed to have been smeared with mustard and onions, the defense showed a picture of the sandwich - still completely in its wrapper.
minus-squarejonne@infosec.publinkfedilinkarrow-up12·4 months agoI was kind of hoping the defence would produce a receipt that confirmed it was a BLT without onions, hence proving the agent committed perjury.
minus-squareN0t_5ure@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·4 months ago“If the wrapper is still fit, you must acquit!”
minus-squareNotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 months agoWere in a world where I can’t tell if this is legit or not.
minus-squarehotdogcharmer@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up11·4 months agoWait, so the cop didn’t even actually get mustard and onions on him?
minus-squarefluxion@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·4 months agoThat was from the hamberders he ate for lunch
“This, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, is about a sandwich” and after the federal agent claimed to have been smeared with mustard and onions, the defense showed a picture of the sandwich - still completely in its wrapper.
I was kind of hoping the defence would produce a receipt that confirmed it was a BLT without onions, hence proving the agent committed perjury.
“If the wrapper is still fit, you must acquit!”
Were in a world where I can’t tell if this is legit or not.
Wait, so the cop didn’t even actually get mustard and onions on him?
That was from the hamberders he ate for lunch