Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 3 months agoI think a vampire just diedlemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up1444arrow-down15
arrow-up1439arrow-down1imageI think a vampire just diedlemmy.dbzer0.comStamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 3 months agomessage-square11fedilink
minus-squareaeronmelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 months agoA stupid vampire, for not standing behind the tree.
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 months agoHe went on a bender the night before and passed out on the bench
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·3 months agoAnd then be stuck slowly moving around the tree for the whole day? And having to casually play it off when someone asks him about it?
minus-squareMark with a Z@suppo.filinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 months agoMaybe he did, but the tree was a dick and moved
A stupid vampire, for not standing behind the tree.
He went on a bender the night before and passed out on the bench
And then be stuck slowly moving around the tree for the whole day? And having to casually play it off when someone asks him about it?
Maybe he did, but the tree was a dick and moved