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minus-squarebear@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·16 days agoHow else would you eat spaghetti?
minus-squareFushuan [he/him]@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·15 days agoYou don’t chew spaghetti?!? You slurp a batch, chew, shallow. Repeat.
minus-squarebear@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·14 days agoIt’s kinda like rifling a beer, just relax your throat and let gravity do the work.
minus-squareDeacon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·16 days agoYou just spool it into the pouch of your cheek until you’re ready to swallow the whole entire spaghetti bolus at once. Right?
minus-squarepanda_abyss@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·16 days agoThe world record longest noodle is just over 3km long, made with 40kg flour and 26L of water, with 600g of salt. You better have big cheek pouches. https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/longest-noodle
minus-squareLemmyoutofhere@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·16 days agoYou could be sucking it, swallowing it, digesting it and shitting it out all at the same time.
minus-squarethe_tab_key@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down1·16 days agoGrab both ends and you can floss your gi tract
minus-squareLemmyoutofhere@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·16 days agoIs that what they mean by the term G-string?
minus-squarewolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·15 days agoWhat a terrible day to be literate
How else would you eat spaghetti?
You don’t chew spaghetti?!?
You slurp a batch, chew, shallow. Repeat.
It’s kinda like rifling a beer, just relax your throat and let gravity do the work.
You just spool it into the pouch of your cheek until you’re ready to swallow the whole entire spaghetti bolus at once.
Right?
The world record longest noodle is just over 3km long, made with 40kg flour and 26L of water, with 600g of salt.
You better have big cheek pouches.
https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/longest-noodle
You could be sucking it, swallowing it, digesting it and shitting it out all at the same time.
Grab both ends and you can floss your gi tract
Is that what they mean by the term G-string?
GI string
What a terrible day to be literate