Thus guy is having a 12-coffee day, how is your day going?
Do you work for Cloudflare by chance?
Are we sure this isn’t Stan the Java Man from mad TV? https://youtu.be/YJn5MrBy1A0
Dear god my heart hurts looking at this.
Heart problems incoming
Damn, maybe consider a reusable cup?
And a coffee machine.
Or caffeine pills
that’s like 6 peepee trips minimum
It’s not the peepee that gets you, it’s the loosey-deucey that follows.
Do you not have a coffee machine in your office? Not even considering the money, I’d be annoyed having to repeatedly run out to the café 😅
That cafe run is a break from whatever misery requires so much caffeine.
After his 13th cup he will get a meeting invite from his manager and HR to share some news with him. Prioritize your health and your family folks. No one gives a shit how hard you worked, you are just another worker bee making some filthy rich fucks richer
That’s nice. My HR recommends improving health by doing yoga at home and making a better personal spending plan.
Work hard enough to not get fired
but not so hard that it affects your health or your life
That’s fine as long as your job is paying you enough to survive/thrive. Not easy to do if you’re hourly with low wage and allowed overtime or if you’re dependent on a promotion.
Not a raise though. Just figure out how to spend less.
We get paid overtime 🤷♂️
In 20 years the only people who will remember you worked late will be your kids.
Your job posting will be up before your obituary.I like that the amount of pleasure he provided them with dropped sharply after his death. The opposite would have been troubling…
I switched to Chicory because I do the same :) Just a regular ceramic cup that I reuse though.
And a regular Coke to take the edge off, I guess?
The regular Coke is for a bit of sugar for nutrition
The irregular coke is to take the edge off
I start having headaches, and shaking after 4.
When you hit that wall you just power through and get your second wind.
It’s because you’ve started vibrating, but you’re not yet at healthy idle revs, like a Datsun 120Y just started on a cold morning. Another 2 coffees and you’ll be purring just right. 6 more and would actually have conscious control over the vibrational energy of the electrons in your body, and you’ll be able to phase right through solid objects, like plate glass, if you run fast enough.
I used to abuse caffiene / coffee to an extreme. I had an espresso machine at home, and another in my office, and there were MANY days where was drinking more than 32 oz of espresso in a day. Most of my gastrointestinal issues can be directly attributed to this behavior. I don’t suggest this to anyone.
That being said, I still can enjoy cold brew, and my morning ritual is a big tumbler with 1 cup cold brew , 1 cup water, 1 cup oat milk, and ice. That gets me through most days. I also do break it up where i switch to tea for extended periods.
Damn😂 Most I’ve gone for is 3 cups
Looks exactly like whatever random anonymous “hoteling” office I might occupy on a given day. Corporate America sucks.
I was going to day that’s the same dock and keyboard I’ve been using this week.
Just fine here. I’m more interested if they had a panic attack and left work early yet.
