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Picasso@sh.itjust.worksM to CoupleMemes@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 16 days ago

It's the company that counts

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It's the company that counts

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Picasso@sh.itjust.worksM to CoupleMemes@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 16 days ago
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    A bidet

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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      I’m talking about the detritus that naturally builds up during the day.

      • howrar@lemmy.ca
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        I learned a new word today.

        In biology, detritus (/dəˈtraɪtəs/ or /ˈdɛtrɪtəs/) is organic matter made up of the decomposing remains […] of feces.

        [Source]

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        If you have “detritus” in your ass at the end of the day, you’re doing something wrong, bud.

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          Not in my ass around my ass bud.

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            That’s even worse.

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        Trim your butt hair so it gets easily cleaned in the shower

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        I’m talking about the detritus that naturally builds up during the day.

        That, especially combined with your username, paints a truely horrible mental image.

        Now please excuse me while I find a spoon to physically remove the memory of that comment with.

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          A good wash cloth works wonders.

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            I spread my ass and arch my back for water daddy

            • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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              Just remember that water daddy carved out the grand canyon.

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                He’s making inroads.

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          I’ll be honest, their comment didn’t make me think shit nuggets and more dead skin cells, sweat and lint.

          Even the cleanest butt isn’t cleaner than an armpit.

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            Even the cleanest butt isn’t cleaner than an armpit.

            Words to live by

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        A bidet with good water pressure

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          Pre-wash my ass before the shower?

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            Yes

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              That’s a poor use of water when a good scrub with the face cloth does wonders.

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                Might as well use your toothbrush at that point.

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