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Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 months ago

The Final Final Layer_new(3)

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  • Nate@piefed.alphapuggle.dev
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    It’s missing a Saddam Hussein hideout

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      Naw it’s there, just hidden very well.

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        That was a fun minute!

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        Haha is that him ::: spoiler at Above V8? :::

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          Omg it does look like it doesn’t it!? :-P

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    What about left-pad?

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      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Npm_left-pad_incident

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      A company abused their clout to steal ownership of an npm package from it’s FOSS developer. Because NPM was complicit in the theft, the maintainer deleted all their packages and abandoned NPM. One of those was left-pad, which was used by tons of other major projects, which could no longer be built. NPM then restored left-pad against it’s owners wishes and handed control to another corporate shill.

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    My child, you are beautiful.

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    If you add infrastructure then you will need to add more transmission methods then a couple shark chewed undersea cables. Then you might as well add the millions of SAs, technicians, linemen (linepersons?), etc that install and maintain everything. Oh and I guess we would also need all the institutions and teachers that train all these techies.

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    lol _new(3) gives me some flashbacks

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    You forgot Azure. According to my sister all of the internet runs on it. 😂

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    What are green images in 4th row?

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      Sharks

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        …not the answer I was expecting…

    • F/15/Cali@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
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      Me.

      (Silly little fish snacking on internet noodles)

  • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆@lemmy.world
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    K&R?

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      Probably Kernighan and Ritchie. Ritchie invented C, Kernighan teamed up with him to write the first C programming book.

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      I can only assume this (copy-pasted from wikipedia)

      The C Programming Language (sometimes termed K&R, after its authors’ initials) is a computer programming book written by Brian Kernighan and Dennis Ritchie, the latter of whom originally designed and implemented the C programming language, as well as co-designed the Unix operating system with which development of the language was closely intertwined

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        I can confirm, K&R is the book written by Kernighan and Ritchie. It is/was the Bible of the C language.

        Amazon link if you’re interested in the reviews.

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        K&R book is great! When you’re done with that I highly recommend you move on to “Modern C” by Jens Gustedt. It’s available for free online or in print. Brought my C knowledge up to date with all the cool stuff C23 has in it. Jens’ blog is a great resource as well.

        Edit: typo

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    Can we please not make the layer above Electricity look like tombstones? I looked at “Linus Torvalds” and almost had a heart attack!

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    Mesmerized Astronaut: Wait, It’s all water?!

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      Rooted in reality Astronaut: Always has been.

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    I don’t want lore accurate cloud service I want biblically accurate cloud service

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      Be careful what you ask for…

      It does exist

      img

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        i’m afraid, is that a problem?

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          So you have chosen to blatantly sin in its presence? Bold maneuver… and ultimately unsurvivable. Roll for chance of mercy, then multiply by 0.00% to determine your odds of surviving this encounter.

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    Alright let’s stop adding stuff here shall we 😅

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    What a horrible title. Maybe it’s time to start using git

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      Or Fossil😅😅.

      For those people wondering, it’s an alternative to GIT created by SQLite devs. In fact their HomePage is actually a self-hosted Fossil repository

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    Can someone ELI5 the c dynamic arrays - how does this fit into the infrastructure?

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      There is a huge amount of C code underlying most things, including the Linux kernel, most compilers, the Python interpreter, etc. At the same time, C doesn’t have dynamic arrays as a built in type but they are often critical to the operation of all of those. So, C developers keep implementing them in specialized ways for all of their applications.

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        Thanks, I can now enjoy the meme to it’s full extent again.

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    That’s what Microsoft is doing isn’t it? I knew it, we should have guessed with them sending a plain at the tower.

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