That tank commander?
Don’t hit me with them negative vibes, Moriarty!
It’s a mother beautiful bridge and it’s gonna be there
It’s still up!
BOOM
No it ain’t.
infrequent Brit W
Thank you for your cervix
Sounds like a party.
Totally true story
I refuse to accept this a bullshit. This sounds like NCD.
Incubus: a male demon that preys on women.
Succubus: a female demon that preys on men.
Vengabus: a gender neuteal demon that likes to party.
I hope people realise actual war isn’t fun shenanigans like this.
The army is fun shenanigans, yeah, on occasion. In movies/memes that’s all you’ll see. Whereas the routine is boring af.
And real war is scary and heartbreaking because of how fucked up it is to have your friends explode to pieces or bleed out in your arms.
probably brewing tea in their tank
I went to the Bovington Tank Museum which I absolutely recommend and sat in a Chieftain and yes it had a teapot
Love the “not entirely in jest” part of
It is often referred to by crewmembers (not entirely in jest) as “the most important piece of equipment in a British armoured vehicle”.
Having hot water on hand can be pretty important in a warfare context…
This cracks me up every time I see it.
Being British, and having met some ex soldiers, this is absolutely a believable story.
Edit a day later : fuck you for posting this OP, I’ve had this shit stuck in my head all day.
