potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agoAnd my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square51fedilinkarrow-up1756arrow-down148file-text
arrow-up1708arrow-down1imageAnd my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!?lemmy.worldpotoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square51fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarecRazi_man@europe.publinkfedilinkarrow-up31arrow-down3·edit-23 months agoCumming is literally the win condition in fucking. Got nothing to apologise for just because I’ve optimised my game.
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 months agoSpeedrunning that shit. You put the BJ in BLJ.
minus-squareFrozengyro@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·3 months agoIt was good for me, was it good for y… Nevermind I don’t care
minus-squareCrazazy [hey hi! :D]@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 months agoTime for me to turn into Rene Descartes
minus-squareREDACTED@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·3 months agoI’m so good at sex that at this point I cum whenever a woman touches me
minus-squareTwoBeeSan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·3 months agoI like to let it build. That way I disappoint them even more.
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 months agoI can do it just by touching myself.
minus-squareREDACTED@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months agoI can also do it while asleep by just seeing a woman in my dreams. I’ve decided to call this superpower “wet dreams”
minus-squareKaput@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 months agoI used to be a wet dreamer like you, but then I took few decades to the knee.
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 months agoI know a secret trick that will prevent that from happening. The lotion agenda hates this.
minus-squareuranibaba@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up34·edit-23 months ago https://explosm.net/comics/rob-superpower#comic
minus-squareWhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·3 months agoThen there’s no need to cut her loose. As long as op only wants his then he’s good to go. Until she finds orgasms elsewhere I suppose.
Cumming is literally the win condition in fucking. Got nothing to apologise for just because I’ve optimised my game.
Speedrunning that shit.
You put the BJ in BLJ.
It was good for me, was it good for y… Nevermind I don’t care
Time for me to turn into Rene Descartes
do you use glitches?
I’m so good at sex that at this point I cum whenever a woman touches me
I like to let it build. That way I disappoint them even more.
I can do it just by touching myself.
I can also do it while asleep by just seeing a woman in my dreams. I’ve decided to call this superpower “wet dreams”
I used to be a wet dreamer like you, but then I took few decades to the knee.
I know a secret trick that will prevent that from happening.
The lotion agenda hates this.
https://explosm.net/comics/rob-superpower#comic
Then there’s no need to cut her loose. As long as op only wants his then he’s good to go. Until she finds orgasms elsewhere I suppose.