I’m certainly no gun nut, but I chanced upon this marvel on YT, admiring what a great leap forward it was for the Allies. The main ideas here are: it’s inconspicuous, breaks down easily, and has the most effective built-in silencer the world had ever seen, at that point. Evidently a fired bullet sounded no louder than a car door shutting from close range, and from distance, in city and crowd environments, it was effectively impossible to hear. Indeed, solving the multi-problem of guns creating noise in three significant ways was the major breakthrough.
So all this opened up situations in which The Resistance could take out SS and Gestapo officers with high chances of not being detected. The two limitations being: 1) it needed to be used from shortish range, and 2) the system of rubber sound barriers inside the barrel wore out rather quickly.
More on WP:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Welrod
Here’s the nicely-narrated 10min video I watched:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1R1kKHYZiQE
And this 2min video dives closely in to the mechanics:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-2l27S9hrE
Nowhere near the ugliest gun in history imo, but then again I have odd tastes lol
OP you might be interested in the B&T VP9, a spiritual successor to the Welrod
Hah! Yeah, I saw the VP9 when I was browsing for images. Certainly looks like a gussied-up version of the Welrod.
The silenced Sten from the same era is also a fucking masterpiece.
Ah, how about that.
So looking at the WP page, I see that as with the Welrod, they also made a point of lowering the speed of the bullets (in two particular models) such that the bullets didn’t break the speed of sound, cutting down on its noisiness.Damn, that video’s something else, though. The suppressed Sten sounds about as noisy as someone using a stapler(!)
I had to be around a bunch of these things for a few years, and i’d say the sten is quieter

Matey, those are some downright life-changing staplers right there. oO
(could have used a couple more at Medway, in any case)
there’s a modern version!
That trigger looks painful to use
“The gunman couldn’t have been me, officer. My trigger finger is injured, see?”
That’s the Hairpin
“Hey raider!”
“Don’t shoot!”
“Dance with me” 🕺🏻
- it needed to be used from shortish range
Yeah, the caliber of bullet here isn’t all that big, but I guess that helps make the suppressor more effective for the size. No doubt, you’ll need to get very close to make a .22 (or something like it) do serious damage. Problem is, this gun looks like a chunky bastard and would be hard to conceal in a manner that makes it easy to draw. So, we’re probably talking “get the drop on 'em in an alleyway” kind of resistance.
IMO you’re not being unreasonable, but I think you might want to read up on this one, more.
Fair. Off to the links you provided I go.
The absolute S tier gun in Insurgency: Sandstorm. So good that using it is practically cheating. Fire rate of a sniper and the sheer stopping power of a boiled pea.
Wonder if I got that? I remember having to give away 3 humble keys to unlock it
Insurgency has paid cosmetics only.
I enter the FP-45 liberator into the contest

Takes the lead!
It looks like a star wars blaster. Especially the opened one on tbe bottom.
The Star Wars blasters were modified WWII-era European guns, so this one giving you that vibe makes sense.
I thought they were just pipes and plumping… Or is that the lightsabres? 🤔
The lightsabers were mostly handles from photographers’ flash lamps.
Intro post for camera nerds - Obsessive guide to all lightsaber props for Star Wars nerds
The 1-shot pistol in MOH: Rising Sun
I’ll raise you sniper elite
Where it’s the “fuck it, we’re playing this like Metal Gear Solid now” option.
Damn, I want that to clear out the rabbits in my yard
VP-9 is your thing then
Honestly a .22lr or .22WMR and a regular suppressor are all you need, they’re cheaper, and they use metal baffles instead of rubber wipes so they don’t wear out nearly as fast (we’re talking like 25 shots for that welrod before it needs to be repaired and due to our dumbshit suppressor laws you can’t have spare suppressor parts and need to have it repacked like a regular one gets re-cored anyway by an SOT).
I’d go Ruger mkIV for pistol and Ruger 10/22 for rifle (if lr), or if quietness is the primary concern, any .22 bolt action.
You can get them though, they’re just dumb expensive (and wear out quick, as I noted above.) The modern repro is the B&T Station Six-9, only $3,000:
https://www.capitolarmory.com/bt-station-six-9mm-suppressed-pistol-bt410111.html
Or the mkIV is ~$500, and the 10/22 is like maybe ~$250, and then you can get cheap .22lr suppressors for, well, it ranges but the lowest I’ve seen was just shy of $100.










