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Sundray@lemmus.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Lily Allen's West End Girl Being Released On Butt Plug-Shaped USB Drives

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Lily Allen's West End Girl Being Released On Butt Plug-Shaped USB Drives

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Sundray@lemmus.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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Lily Allen is taking pre-orders for a butt plug-shaped USB drives that contains her album, West End Girl.
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    That woman is magnificent.

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    You can get a pig destroyer butt plug on band camp, looked like good quality

    • CyanideShotInjection@lemmy.world
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      Health sell one too !

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    Good to see physical media making something of a comeback!

    • Øπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      All over your back, really. 🤷🏼‍♂️

      • Phoenixz@lemmy.ca
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        Have my upvote

  • treesquid@lemmy.world
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    Clearly the album should be South End Girl if she’s serving it up in a butt plug

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      11 hours ago

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    deleted by creator

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      You’re being downvoted for being dismissive, but you’re not incorrect. She’s been quite open about making more money selling feet pics than with her music, and she doesn’t give any fucks about horny dudes jacking off to her image. So this fits the pattern, I’d say. Go girl, who cares, no judgement

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        Except she’s now profiting by attacking someone else’s private sex life?

    • Sundray@lemmus.orgOP
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      Per the article, it’s a dunk on her cheating ex-husband.

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    Don’t.

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      Do.

      • Jessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        That.

        • swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Yet.

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            Unless?

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              You

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                crave

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                  Data

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    Slpt, for when you need to cross the border to/from an unfriendly country

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      This man is beautiful and I want to look into his eyes every day

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    Put West End Girl in your Best End, Girl

    • Kraiden@piefed.social
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      It’s like bad prophecy: When the moon is full, the West shall be in the South

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      South side 👉👇👈

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        That looks like you’re trying to do a fighting game move. I do not consent to fighting game moves in my rectum

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    Corporate espionage is about the get a lot more exciting.

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    News flash. Who gives a fuck about famous people’s relationships. We all have our own problems to give time to, not this dumb stuff. They sure as hell don’t care about us.

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      Panis et circenses.

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    I have no idea who this is and after I looked them up I still have no idea.

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      She’s a pop singer who was married to the cop from Stranger Things. Then they got divorced, and she wrote an album about it. In the album, she put him on blast for having a sex dungeon full of toys for his hookers. It apparently really embarrassed him, but he has refused to publicly comment on it. And now she’s releasing her new album on buttplug shaped USBs, to further needle at him.

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        That’s fucked up of her.

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          Her brother, whom she lampooned in Alfie for being lazy, etc., absolutely skyrocketed to fame w/ GoT (Reek) shortly after the track came out… and he’s arguably a better human being than this mid-talent focus-whore. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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            A woman makes fun of her brother and calls out her cheating husband and you call her a whore.

            Me thinks you are projecting your own anxiety onto famous people and it’s bringing out your mysogyny.

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    Healthcare workers now hate this lady.

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    That base is insufficiently flared. I get that they’re not meant to actually be used as buttplugs, but given that there are so many flat out dangerous buttplugs out there in the world, I feel like if you’re going to use the image of them in order to be edgy and in the news, you should at least represent a proper buttplug

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      Lets be honest, that whole thing is barely thicker than a finger. Novelty would be a stretch or rather no stretch.

      Someone will though.

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    Who’s going to be the first person admitted to the ER because a Lily Allen album is lodged in their rectum?

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      For the low price of 19.99 it could be YOU!!

      And if you are lucky, you might even get a bit of malware up there.

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      I’m in the waiting room right now for my weekly clean-out.

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      That ship sailed closer to decades ago than not.

      Spend some time with ER workers (and pay for their damned drinks) and you will learn just how toned down The Pitt actually was.

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        “Secondary trauma” is fucking real. 🥹

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      Trick question I did that shit last year.

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