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🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

I'll just stay senile, thanks.

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I'll just stay senile, thanks.

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🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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  • Chingzilla@lemmy.world
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    Seems more like an article the Sun would publish 🤣

  • Socialjusticewarrior@lemmy.world
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    “Everyone loves the smell of their own brand!”

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      Not me, mines too stink

    • Konstant@lemmy.world
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      deleted by creator

  • huppakee@piefed.social
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    I bet Big Pharma is already farting out experiments

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    Thanks to my dogs, it looks like I have one less thing to worry about

    • P00ptart@lemmy.world
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      My dog likes to stretch his front legs as he’s getting off the couch, and in doing so, always, ALWAYS farts with these butthole spasms where it opens and closes several times. It’s a fucking horror show. It’s like watching the good place then suddenly cut to real life footage of a murder. Straight up traumatizing.

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    The tagline seems to indicate they don’t need to be your own

    • webp@mander.xyz
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      Mine smell the best though

    • Jay@lemmy.ca
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      Well nobody around me has alzheimers… and by the power of egg salad sandwiches I’m going to do my part to make sure they never do.

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    My farts are awesome

    • theneverfox@pawb.social
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      I do feel like sampling your own farts is helpful… Like it’s a gut biome health check

      I’m sure it smells like shit though

      • P00ptart@lemmy.world
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        Mine smells like freshly baked cookies.

    • Psionicsickness@reddthat.com
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      Username checks out.

  • webp@mander.xyz
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    Finally, some good farting news

    • 200ok@lemmy.world
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      Big Fart propaganda!!

  • Eh-I@lemmy.world
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    Been in a nursing home? This doesn’t track.

    • REDACTED@infosec.pub
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      Cursed comment

  • biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works
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    So I guess you can be a smart fella AND a fart smella

  • BadlyTimedLuck@lemmy.world
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    Are you a smart fellla or a fart smella?

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialOP
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      Science says you may be both!

    • Vitaly@feddit.uk
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      Yes

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    Hol’up. Now they’re trying to tell us that while we’re busy being poor, we can be “better” by huffing our own intestinal gases? Is this just them trying to normalize their own psychoses? Thafuq.

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    Everyone likes their own brand.

    • D_C@sh.itjust.works
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      Yes, but not always.

      I recently did a fart in bed whilst half asleep that woke me up and I tried to roll away from it.
      It was so bad the wife asked me if I’d just shit the bed.

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        That’s how you know you’ve succeeded in life.

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      Its like when you’re walking up the stairs in an apartment building and you can smell somebody’s cooking and you’re like “ooh I wonder what they’re cooking.”

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        That, plus crap

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        That’s rarely been my case. Usually it’s “it smells like someone died a few days ago but I’m not calling the cops”

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    Fart fetishists out here living forever

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      glances at Kissinger and Cheney

      This would explain a lot

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      dutch oven themselves.

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    This is a screenshot of a news article.

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      https://www.independent.co.uk/news/health/smelling-farts-alzheimers-disease-health-benefits-b2877777.html

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      This is a comment on a screenshot of a news article.

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        This is a reply on a comment on a screenshot of a news article.

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          This is a fart 💨

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialOP
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      This is a very astute observation.

      • HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com
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        Asstoot observation 😂🤣

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      true

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    I did a silent but deadly in a gas station line once and made a kid cry because of it. Never been more proud in my life.

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