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OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 5 hours ago

The year is 2036. What is on the front page of Lemmy?

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The year is 2036. What is on the front page of Lemmy?

OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 5 hours ago
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    Border Patrol Drones now using LLM-based “Predictive Empathy” to screen migrants. Ethical lapse or necessary evil?

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    2036 might be the year of the Linux desktop

    • Frozengyro@lemmy.world
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      Now at 5% usage!

  • mrmacduggan@lemmy.ml
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    3 hours ago

    Which Lemmy instance? It’s federated and each server is different. It’s like asking “what will be the top post on the forum” or “what’ll be pinned on Discord”.

  • BlueÆther@no.lastname.nz
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    President Trump has finally signed into law the release of the Epstein files

    • DylanMc6 [any, any]@lemmy.ml
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      barron trump, to be exact.

      oh and this is my 100th comment here in this lemmy instance. seriously!

  • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    Don’t know … I can’t afford internet credits in order to access a connection.

    • taiyang@lemmy.world
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      Just work the mines a few more hours and earn those 15 minute time credits. Ain’t my fault Elonotron and his sex bots run on coal power.

  • BlueÆther@no.lastname.nz
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    Ukraine is expected to cede all remaining land to the US - Russia alliance under President Eric Trump

    • absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz
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      Party planning is going well for president Trump’s upcoming 90th birthday; now in his 11th year of his second term. He said via his speaking box “this will be the greatest party, possibly ever in the history of the world, many people are saying it”

  • Resplendent606@piefed.social
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    Voyager 1’s final official ping confirmed, exactly 60 years after launch. 🫡 Farewell, old friend.

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    Google tracks user

    1 bajillion upvotes

  • pinheadednightmare@lemmy.world
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    For the first time ever, a state has seceded from the United States.

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    AMA: I’m the leader of a group of roaming wasteland raiders, ask me anything!

    • atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      If an object in the shape of a rectangle with the length of 2520 km and width of 1650 km, with a rotation of 24°53’24’', moving at half the speed of light, losing 34.56% of its speed every second, starting from the left-most point on the object touching point A, takes 45.23 seconds for the right-most point on the object to reach point B, how far away are the 2 points?

      • dumbass@piefed.social
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        356,411 km, give or take.

    • DaMummy@lemmy.world
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      What’s your toilet paper situation like?

      • dumbass@piefed.social
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        We use communal toilet brushes instead of paper, it’s hard trying to find paper after the incident.

        • DundasStation@lemmy.ca
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          the incident

          Go on…

          • dumbass@piefed.social
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            You don’t know about the incident? Have you been locked in some sort of vault or something?

    • Quadhammer@lemmy.world
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      Do you have any water?

      • dumbass@piefed.social
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        I do, but I will kill you if you get too close to it.

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    The big news will be that John Titor is being sent back in time to save us from the Epochalypse:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Titor

    In his online postings, Titor claimed to be an American soldier from the year 2036, based in Tampa, Florida. He said that he was assigned to a governmental time-travel project, and that as part of the project he was sent back to 1975 to retrieve an IBM 5100 computer, which was needed to debug various legacy computer programs that existed in 2036

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    The last windows user defends their ad riddled bloat machine from the evil clutches of the Linux horde.

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    Beans.

    It’ll be fucking beans.

    • Zidane@lemmy.ca
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      !remindme 11 years it’s bean time

    • morgan423@lemmy.world
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      The classics never die.

    • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
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      What about orbs?

      • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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        Bean. Orbs.

  • FancyPantsFIRE@lemmy.world
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    • Resplendent606@piefed.social
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      🚨 Cloudflare Outage Day 14: Only 5 Sites Still Online. This Is Not a Drill.

  • ickplant@lemmy.world
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    Bats! Lots of bats!

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