My boomer trait is that I frequently type in my password where the username is supposed to go. What’s yours?
I still avoid online dating no matter what. Also, I don’t take dick picks. Not that I have any dms that would solicit that anyway, but I also just don’t do that. There was a major breach for one of the popular dating platforms recently and similar to that, some dude in OZ land setup an evil twin WiFi at airport and managed to grab a bunch of naked photos from people’s online activity. Just don’t do it guys. It’s not worth it. Just go somewhere ffs and bang someone.
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The one time I got called a boomer online was because I didn’t understand why artists have “eras” now instead of just albums. I think at the time an artist removed all posts from their socials and the comments are “new era coming soon?” And I asked if that just means they’re dropping a new album
isn’t that because of taylor swift?
No idea. But it wasn’t Taylor Swift who I commented on. It was years ago now and I don’t remember who, but it was before the eras tour. I’m not sure when Taylor started using “eras” though
Don’t lower AC below 68 during the Summer. Don’t crank the heat past 76 in the winter. We got a drafty house but it doesn’t need to be a summer atmosphere when it’s 20 degrees outside.
Also don’t run the water continuously while doing the dishes. That one was beat into me as a kid. Watching my brother and his baby momma leave the water running when they’re cleaning baby bottles turns me redder than a boiling lobster. Doesn’t help that Mom got us all together and said the water bill went up almost 100 since the baby was born. Took everything in my body to not point at those two like a dog snitching on his friend.
we only ever put the heat above 64 if we had comnpany and that was to 68.
never had central AC my entire life.
Being older that some people, which is apparently what 30% of people call a “boomer”
If you’re speaking whatever current-gen slang and abbreviating every other word and still use ‘u’ in place of ‘you’, I will automatically think you’re a lowly neanderthal.
“Whuh up fam? how r u?” The fuck out of here with that shit.
Yeah, text-speak made sense years ago when the length of text messages was limited and you had to do that to get around it. Nowadays it just makes you look lazy and unintelligent.
It reminds me of that (fake, I know) experiment with the apes that got sprayed with water cannons if they did the wrong thing. They’re doing something without understanding why they’re doing it, and if they did know why they were doing it and they wouldn’t bother.
U ok?
I’m constantly ragged on for still calling remote controls “the clicker”.
The reason they were called that is becaus a lot of early models use ultrasonic rather than infrared or radio so they made a loud clicking noise. My grandparents and aunts were familiar with those so they still called all remotes the clicker.
The thing is, growing up we had a Bang & Olufsen TV remote that had clicky buttons - really, very satisfyingly clicky - even though it used RF, but I just assumed all remotes were like that and that’s why they were called clickers.
Stop recording everything in your life.
i don’t record anything. people tell me i’m a selfish asshole or i’m a liar if i don’t have vids or pics of stuff that i did.
I thought dinasours were killed by a volcano instead of meteor for years.
I cannot play with a controller. My fingers fall on any surface at the exact distance between W, A and D on the keyboard.
Sometimes I look old just by the way that I touch the screen of my phone. Wtf.
I have twice now tried to pinch to zoom a book or something I was reading. Is that the opposite of boomer? Or boomery because it’s so stupid?
Not alone.
Yeah, me too. I’m doing the smartphone equivalent of typing with two fingers.
Dear god there doesn’t have to be an app for everything.
Make a website and if you really want an app-like experience, make a damn PWA. No, I don’t want to download your terribly optimized, huge app to get a receipt…
I’m sorry, but to get my UK ETA for traveling for work I had to download an app that I will literally use 1 time in 2 years because it is valid for 2 years. It could easily be done with a PWA.
It is not more secure, it is less secure for the end user as apps have been caught many many more times stealing data and being malware compared to a web page where you generally have to download malware.
I’m grumpy as fuck
I miss physical buttons.
About every 20 minutes or so, I say “That’s how they get ya”, while looking up something on my 5-years-out-of-date "smart"phone that can’t download any new apps.
Since this is Lemmy, I’m required to ask if you’ve considered a custom ROM.
