I hope this is corny enough for y’all
Aristotle on the Chipotle?
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I could probably get it if I knew the emperor. But I don’t. And I can’t.
it’s aristotle (pronounced aristotle)
I believe it’s actually pronounced Aristotle, to rhyme with Aristotle
I get it now!
Thanks for clarifying the pronunciation, I was confused.
‘Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle’
By examination of rhyme in ancient songs of yore we can guess at correct pronunciation
No way in hell I’m pronouncing it to rhyme with bottle
You prefer to call him A-wrist-tote-lay?
A-rizz-totely or no dice
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he’s pissed
Hint: its not an emperor
You can tell by the beard.
So-crates!
No he’s over at Wendy’s
Or Applebees
That’s where I got confused. I thought it was Marcus Aurelius. Very confused.
No, he’s at Dunkin Donuts
Chip-pot-el
Ceaser on a place that doesn’t sell salad
Ceaser?
Santa in a burrito!
Marble bust with a burrito lust?
clint eastwood on fast food?
This pun only works if you mispronounce one or the other
Like not even close mispronounce.
Or both!
Chistotle on Arispotle?
Like persephone playing a saxophone.
Penelope rhymes with antelope!
Just like Zeus and Odysseus!
With Odysseus being to Zeus as Wario is to Mario
I thought that was part of the joke
What if we said them both wrongly (⌐■_■)
Well, there isn’t an ‘é’ at the end of Chipotle so I assume you pronounce it like Aristotle instead of like Nestlé.
I unironically thought it was pronounced chipottel until I heard Cartman in that South Park episode
Hahaha I had the same thing when John Oliver made a joke about it
Pretty sure that’s the point
Yeah, everyone knows the correct pronunciation is Chip-ōl-tay
Ancient Greek on a burrito that leaks?
Aristoteles on Chipotle?
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chipotle on my plat-o
