I’ve always wanted to talk about how weird it was scrolling through reddit and then suddenly seeing myself on the front page. I was banned from reddit for talking about politics (I am anti trump) on the air force reddit so I wasn’t even able to comment on a post about me.
For some backstory, I was returning from a Halloween cruise and it was the only clean shirt I had left (I was planning on wearing it during the cruise as there were no children allowed on the cruise and with the theme I thought it would get a few laughs or at least start a conversation). I never did though and doing laundry on a cruise was quite expensive (I think 50 dollars per load or something like that). I tried to hide the shirt as best I could throughout the day as I do think it was slightly inappropriate to wear in a public setting.
For the record, I love all the comments roasting me and I laughed all fucking day reading them!
Anyways, I have always wanted to publicly talk about this and in my search for reddit alternatives I found lemmy so here we are. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
Proof: https://i.imgur.com/rd9DPO8.jpeg
Reddit post: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1pl680g/seen_in_miami_airport_gate_area/
you could’ve just worn it inside out….
that said, me too buddy… except i just want a little tiddy goth gf….
honestly tiddy size doesn’t matter to me much, i feel like there’s too much focus big tiddy goth gf’s and the rest of the goth gf world is being ignored….
#allGothGFsAreAwesomeAbsolutely agree
What I said to my ex (paraphrasing) “Yeah don’t get me wrong, I love big titties, but I’m more interested in the girl they’re attached to”
so romantic! :)
A romantic
Where’s the love for a big booty punk girlfriend, smdh.
You might want to look up “nalgótica” 😉. The reddit post taught me that term.
Oh hell yeah
I want a big booty Japanese girlfriend. Please, if there’s a God send a Japanese girl with a phat ass my way.
just go to japan, that’s where most japanese girls are
Alright, I’ll go as soon as I graduate.
You can have a big tiddy gf, or a goth gf but asking for both at once is being greedy.
Live a little!
It’s a small world.
Sick shirt. Welcome to Lemmy! Great place to talk about political stuff! And also never ever see anything but politics god I’m so tired of seeing trumps face…
Anyway, welcome to the fediverse, did I mention I use linux?
If you’re sick of politics, make your own subscription list (on lemmy) or feed (on piefed) without politics. e.g.:
I mean yeah I could do that, but they keep me up to date with the current madness. Which i think is important, even if I hate it.
Good information though thanks, I might look into that for an alt.
Yeah it’s good to take a break from the politics tho. Did I say good? I mean necessary.
For real. Some days i just set my phone down and not touch it just so I don’t see anything.
Sorting by scaled might diversify your experience (i dont know why the sleep deprived me can only think complicated words)
I know, just lazy to tap the sort button lol. Get some sleep! Never Lemmy and deprive!
I don’t use Arch btw
Me either. Im currently moving from Kubuntu to MX Linux, we’ll see how that goes.
I’ve tried Lubuntu with limited success and now it’s Zorin.
Other than not being able to install whatever missing sound codex makes my Fallout TV show MKVs silent yet, it’s going well so far 🤷
I haven’t tried zorin yet. What codex are tiu missing?
Opus 7.1
I ducked it and typed “Sudo apt install opus-tools” in the terminal as instructed, but all that seems to accomplish is to install Microsoft Core Fonts for some bizarre reason 🤦
I might be wrong but isn’t it libopus-dev? I thinkni remember coming across it before. I can’t look it up properly atm but I can later after Christmas celebration to help.
I do use arch
beans arch unix socks corn 3 days cant shit
3 days can’t shit is a deep cut. I wonder how many on Lemmy even remember that.
Edit: also read that in the fairly odd parents intro song
3 days can’t shit was like RIGHT after the API exodus and was an incredible thing to experience right away
It really was great. Im going to have to look at those posts again and reminisce.
Another good one (though more personal) was everyone dogging on me with the “how do you flush this” posts. Good times.
Peak airport energy: minding your business, reading a book, accidentally becoming internet famous 😅
You da man. Reddit was taken over by right wing nuts, they are banning people who are anti- Trump.
I mean I skim through it occasionally, holy shit, so much anti-immigration views. Was that always the case, or was it recent?
Worse lately
It used to be that conservative views were laughed out of all but a few fascist subreddits. I guess it’s changed. I don’t go there anymore.
All the comments calling you Kip Dynamite are killing me lmao. Own that shit, you never know when you’ll find your big tiddy goth.
Absolutely lol
Laundry day strikes again
How about that lady sleeping in front of you though?
So originally she was right next to me at a charging station that faced the wall. I sat next to her because I was waiting for her to get up and leave so i could sit and face the wall and charge my phone AND be more comfortable reading my book. She kinda put her head down on the table and started snoring so loudly, it was hilarious. I looked around a bit at a few people next to me and we were all kinda laughing at it. She eventually got up and sat down somewhere else and I didn’t notice because I was too into my book at the time I guess.
Fuck reddit btw
You know what you want and how to get it, more than most people can say
I mean, I would love a goth girl with giant boobs, but boobs are boobs. I just want someone nice who knows how to communicate!
I get it dw, and it’s a meme, ifyouknowyouknow.
E: rock your shirt shirtman
So Reddit banned you and is now profiting having your picture on their homepage? I would do a takedown request.
There’s no expectation of privacy in public places.
That’s an opinion. I have portretrecht, you can’t just take pictures of me (or anyone) and post them.
Do you honestly not see the difference between sitting in a busy airport where a lot of people can see you but don’t really pay attention to you, as opposed to being featured on one of the largest websites as a top post specifically to discuss you?
expectation of privacy is American law
And Reddit is headquartered in America.
There’s no expectation of fairness in DMCA requests.
Greetings, Warner brothers lawyer.
Did you find her at the air port?
No but I did pay 17 dollars for a reuban.
You could have used that for bait to catch one
I have a small invader zim plushie I use for that
This is the 2nd time I’ve seen invader zim in the same context as BTGGs. Is there some connection between the two?
Yeah the theory is that all the goth girls grew up watching invader zim.
It’s crazy how rare it is to see someone reading a book while waiting nowadays. Good on you.
You didn’t ask. Still have you heard about our lord and saviour. J/k. Fuck religion. Definitely suggest reading Dungeon Crawler Carl series
SPOILER: It’s the sleeping dude.
Just kidding!! Welcome to Lemmy.
Haven’t read all the comments here but I hope some are of welcome. This is a safe space for lovers of goth tiddies.
804 upvotes is epic in this land so all I can say is there’s your welcome.
I feel dirty any time I lose my spine and peek back at a favorite Reddit sub or two. It’s so gross now.
I’m still figuring this place out myself.
It’s a journey. Again: welcome.
Nothing wrong with looking at niche content on Reddit, it just doesn’t exist here. However I recommend doing what I do- don’t interact, don’t even vote.
Did you get approached by any big tiddy goth girls?
They swarmed me.
do you have any intention on dating one? i think you have the courage and confidence to do so. you got this, dominic. we believe in you. seriously!
After a few weeks it got so out of hand that you actually had to change shirts!
Actually, i’m like Doug Funny, I only have one outfit…
