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Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org to Unpopular Opinion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago

Miracle Whip is better than mayonnaise

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Miracle Whip is better than mayonnaise

Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org to Unpopular Opinion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago
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    3 months ago

    When the war comes we a now have a list of dissenting people. They will be eliminated. Thank you brother.

    May miracle be constantly on the whip! (That’s our battle cry for the uninitiated )

  • iamericandre@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Nah, dukes is the best.

    • zed_arthen@sh.itjust.works
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      I lean towards kewpie, but after looking into it, I do want to give this a try

      • ᴍᴜᴛɪʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴᴡᴀᴠᴇ @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        You should. I liked Hellman’s, but kewpie is better, but Duke’s is better than that

  • kikutwo@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Correct.

  • Smeagol666@crazypeople.online
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    My psycho ex-wife would dip 'Nilla Wafers in that shit.

  • thesohoriots@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Kewpie mayo might change your mind. But maybe not. What’s your take on salad cream?

    • AA5B@lemmy.world
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      Second the kewpie mayo. I always preferred miracle whip over mayo because at least it has some flavor. But so does kewpie mayo!

    • Beacon@fedia.io
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      What is salad cream?

      • FridaySteve@lemmy.world
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        You dip potato chips in it.

      • thesohoriots@lemmy.world
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        It’s a UK thing, kinda like mayo but instead of oil-based it’s vinegar-based and with some mustard in it. Used in effectively the same way. I’ve only had it a few times but it reminded me more of Miracle Whip.

      • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
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        3 months ago

        Keeps your salad soft and protected from the sun.

  • Unruffled [they/them]@anarchist.nexus
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    On what basis, mf?

    • kikutwo@lemmy.world
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      Taste.

      • Ioughttamow@fedia.io
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        404

  • RBWells@lemmy.world
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    What are you putting it on?

    I hate it because it’s sweet and mayonnaise really ought not be sweet. There is nothing I am using mayo in where I want to introduce sweetness. But maybe you are using it in something I am not.

    Do you like sweet pickles too? Now I am picturing the worst tuna salad possible, with miracle whip and sweet pickle relish. Ack.

    • hoch@lemmy.world
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      I find that it pairs well on a tomato sandwich, but that’s the ONLY thing I will put it on.

    • TheOneAndOnly@lemmy.world
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      You just described my ideal tuna fish sandwich…

  • Breezy@lemmy.world
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    My family wants miracle whip in the Christmas potato salad. Only thing we buy it for every year.

    • ᴍᴜᴛɪʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴᴡᴀᴠᴇ @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      3 months ago

      Mmm sugar potatoes

  • PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org
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    3 months ago

    Upvoted out of sheer disagreement 🫡

  • aaaa@piefed.world
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    Growing up, my mother always got Miracle Whip instead of mayo, so mayo just tastes weird to me.

    But I’m not a big fan of either

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    They both are awful.

    All condiments are awful except Worcestershire sauce, hot sauce and some select bbq sauces.

    Fight me.

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      I feel bad for ever slice of bread you’ve ever done the disservice of eating naked.

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      There are some good mustards. Honey is surprisingly good on things.

      • TurboWafflz@lemmy.world
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        Dijon and horseradish are the best

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        Incorrect. Mustard is maybe the worst.

        • TheTetrapod@lemmy.world
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          Sounds like something a swine would say.

          • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world
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            Rrrreeeeeee no it doesn’t

            • SendMePhotos@lemmy.world
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              Lol “nuh uh!”

    • n3m37h@sh.itjust.works
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      Found the brit with the pallet of a cardboard box

      • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world
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        What would I do with an entire pallet of cardboard boxes?

      • n3m37h@sh.itjust.works
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        Eat it for some flavour

    • mushroommunk@lemmy.today
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      Miracle whip and mayonnaise aren’t condiments, they’re fillers. I understand this is a distinction I’m probably the only one why makes. But I’ll die on that hill.

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        A condiment is defined as a substance added to food to enhance its flavor.

        Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.

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      Chili crisp you uncultured swine

      • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world
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        Hey I’m not a swine

  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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    a sandwich isn’t a sandwich without the tangy zip of Miracle Whip!

  • krooklochurm@lemmy.ca
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    IT AIN’T SHIT ‘LESS IT GOT THE TANGY ZIP O’ MIRACLE WHIP, bitch

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    To me, it’s required for tuna and deviled eggs. But is equal to mayo for sandwiches.

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    Two more miracles and BOOM! Saint Whip.

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