When the war comes we a now have a list of dissenting people. They will be eliminated. Thank you brother.
May miracle be constantly on the whip! (That’s our battle cry for the uninitiated )
Nah, dukes is the best.
I lean towards kewpie, but after looking into it, I do want to give this a try
You should. I liked Hellman’s, but kewpie is better, but Duke’s is better than that
Correct.
My psycho ex-wife would dip 'Nilla Wafers in that shit.
Kewpie mayo might change your mind. But maybe not. What’s your take on salad cream?
Second the kewpie mayo. I always preferred miracle whip over mayo because at least it has some flavor. But so does kewpie mayo!
What is salad cream?
You dip potato chips in it.
It’s a UK thing, kinda like mayo but instead of oil-based it’s vinegar-based and with some mustard in it. Used in effectively the same way. I’ve only had it a few times but it reminded me more of Miracle Whip.
Keeps your salad soft and protected from the sun.
On what basis, mf?
Taste.
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What are you putting it on?
I hate it because it’s sweet and mayonnaise really ought not be sweet. There is nothing I am using mayo in where I want to introduce sweetness. But maybe you are using it in something I am not.
Do you like sweet pickles too? Now I am picturing the worst tuna salad possible, with miracle whip and sweet pickle relish. Ack.
I find that it pairs well on a tomato sandwich, but that’s the ONLY thing I will put it on.
You just described my ideal tuna fish sandwich…
My family wants miracle whip in the Christmas potato salad. Only thing we buy it for every year.
Mmm sugar potatoes
Upvoted out of sheer disagreement 🫡
Growing up, my mother always got Miracle Whip instead of mayo, so mayo just tastes weird to me.
But I’m not a big fan of either
They both are awful.
All condiments are awful except Worcestershire sauce, hot sauce and some select bbq sauces.
Fight me.
I feel bad for ever slice of bread you’ve ever done the disservice of eating naked.
There are some good mustards. Honey is surprisingly good on things.
Dijon and horseradish are the best
Incorrect. Mustard is maybe the worst.
Sounds like something a swine would say.
Rrrreeeeeee no it doesn’t
Lol “nuh uh!”
Found the brit with the pallet of a cardboard box
What would I do with an entire pallet of cardboard boxes?
Eat it for some flavour
Miracle whip and mayonnaise aren’t condiments, they’re fillers. I understand this is a distinction I’m probably the only one why makes. But I’ll die on that hill.
A condiment is defined as a substance added to food to enhance its flavor.
Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.
Chili crisp you uncultured swine
Hey I’m not a swine
a sandwich isn’t a sandwich without the tangy zip of Miracle Whip!
IT AIN’T SHIT ‘LESS IT GOT THE TANGY ZIP O’ MIRACLE WHIP, bitch
To me, it’s required for tuna and deviled eggs. But is equal to mayo for sandwiches.
Two more miracles and BOOM! Saint Whip.




