I assumed this person was being sarcastic, but I realize you can’t take anything for granted these days.

Rent, goddammit. I could afford to live if I didn’t have this monkey gorilla on my back.

Yeah, fuck that. I tear out tags, or cut them off. Some t-shirts actually come tag-less or put the tag at the bottom.

The older I get (I’m 54) I find the less tolerance I have for bullshit.

I can hear Burgess Merideth’s gravelly voice: “Eye of the tiger Rock, eye of the tiger!”

(bomp… bomp, bomp, bomp… bomp, bomp, boooommmp)

Cue the Clerks Death Star II argument.

I had to do a double take because I thought this was an Onion article.

Time by Pink Floyd plays in the background.

I like “trunt”, a portmanteau of Trump and cunt, but with a lower case “t” to represent his small dick that he’s so fucking insecure about. Lemmy gold for you, brother ({G})!

Kintsugi is the Japanese method of repairing broken vases with gold painted glue.

I love a good Clerks reference, here’s some Lemmy Silver {S}.

Man that’s fucking dark. I love it!

It reminds me of when Caitlyn Jenner ran for governor of California in 2021 as a republitard. How clueless can you fucking be?

“It’s one big club, and you ain’t in it.” - G. Carlin

I’m 54, I wish I was 30 again. Happy birthday. My cousin’s, birthday is today, he’s 48.

I came here for this.

It’s their main recruitment tactic for military service, since the newer generation aren’t falling for the flag-waving propaganda that previous gens were more susceptible to.

7x7= 49, not 47.

My first car was a '73 VW Super Beetle.

The first “Flatiron Building” was the one in Atlanta (1897), according to Google, preceding the one in New York by 5 years.

Be careful with the “ableist” speech friend, I’ve been banned from a couple of “sub-lemmies”.

Thanks Bernie, you useless fucking cuck. He let the DNC fuck him over twice; I have no use for this sheep-herding motherfucker.