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- cross-posted to:
- fuckcars@lemmy.world
- fuck_trucks@sh.itjust.works
- cross-posted to:
- fuckcars@lemmy.world
- fuck_trucks@sh.itjust.works
What is that thing? Why is that thing? It looks like the vehicles from Aliens. On the windshield, there’s a decal that reads “Apocalypse 6x6.”
“They say the bigger your car, the tinier your penis. I have a Mini - that’s why I drive a Hummer.”
I drive a Mini - … I leave the rest up to your imagination.
I drive a mid-range sedan/saloon 😊
This is why a Razor scooter is my daily driver.
I have a hummer - that is why I drive a Mini Cooper
I once had to drive a bright pink hummer. Do the two things cancel out or what
Counterpoint- let’s say someone (me) did in fact have an exquisite miniature (me), would it not be in their (my) best interest to set clear expectations?