Two for me:
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The moment you feel tipsy it’s time to ease down. You have a stomach full of booze that’s going to make you more drunk even if you stop immediately.
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If you think people are good, you’re probably right and if you think people are bad, you’re probably right.
People are good IMO.


Personally, this is one I given myself…
We’re all idiots. It just depends on how much of an idiot you want to be.
Funny similar to mine.
We’re all assholes, just have to figure out what kind of asshole you want to be.
Hey, great minds think alike!