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JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago

Where will Santa live when the polar ice caps are gone?

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Where will Santa live when the polar ice caps are gone?

JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago
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    In an ICE facility for undocumented aliens.

  • Karmmah@lemmy.world
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    the south pole actually has land under the ice so he’d have to move from north to south I guess

    • JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOP
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      Do you think the reindeer will start feeding on the Arctic penguins

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        They’ll probably at least try since they see bigger chances to win compared to the polar bears that they had to face previously

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        Antarctic penguins.

        And yes.

        • JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOP
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          Oops

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    NOW do you understand why trump’s trying to invade Greenland?

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      Jesus Christ he’s been the grinch all along!

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        The frownch

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        The Grinch is green. Trump’s the Orinch.

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    I hear Finland has pretty good views of the Northern Lights. Or Canada, since one of his mailing addresses is there.

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    I hate the whole idea of Santa

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      To be honest I’m not super comfortable with it either. It’s something I grew up with but in hindsight it doesn’t really make any sense to me.

    • [鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma]|[alt: 黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui]@sh.itjust.works
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      I actually think it’s a great way to teach kids why religions are lies lol

      Also make you start doubting every authority figure

      At least that’s the case for me.

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        This is such a punk rock take and I love it.

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        You can’t surely be comparing Santa Claus to our Lord and Savior, one is a magical figure that judges us by seeing everything we do and promises reward or retribution.

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    It is not where, but when. In the past.

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    Alternatively, we could stop lying to our kids from a young age. When you think about it, it’s just normalizing the act of lying, which is kinda fucked up

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      Honestly I never even thought about the lying aspect, I grew to dislike the concept since it’s teaching kids that an old man is spying on them all the time.

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        True, but you get the same thing with religion. And unfortunately it conditions people to be comfortable with mass surveillance

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    Beyond the ice walls…

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    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Claus_Conquers_the_Martians

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      Hooray for Santy Claus!

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        There’s peace on Mars again!

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    Ya mama’s house

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      My mother does make a damn good hot chocolate

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    Santlantis

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    They probably won’t be gone completely and it will take thousands of years, so for a while every version of Santa is good.

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    korvatunturi because that’s where he ACTUALLY lives

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    He will live on in our memories and in our hearts.

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