Damn more like a dad roast than a dad joke
Dad burn is a bad burn
“The children of clowns are always jokes”
His wife must really like dad jokes…
I hope you all bowed down before the master.
How old are you all?
Because that’s how many years he’s been waiting to drop that joke
Sick burrrrrnnnnn
“Takes one to make one!”
The resl joke is that the dad has 4 kids.
Savage
The dad joke to end all dad jokes.
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He didn’t go quite that far but that’d be one way to definitively end it.
It devestated his children’s confidence so much that they were all the last of his bloodline, thus ending all further dads and dad jokes in that family.
One dad to rule them all
This guaranteeing the sickest dad joke burn of his entire bloodline.
He’s been sitting on that joke for at least three lifetimes.
Now he has made 4 dad jokes.
My Dad used to make jokes like this when I was still a kid and it destroyed my self-esteem. Waiting until they’re adults is important.
He really only fathered two kids so joke’s on him.
